March 22, 2005
why me? take anyone but me.
No pleasure, no rapture, no exquisite sin greater.....than reheated chicken fried rice. 
- When your neighbor refuses to share his liquor with you, the ideal next step is not to stab yourself and try to frame him. In this case however it was his last step.
- How to start Highway Road Rage. Which I found while reading this article about some dickhead who caused an 11 car pileup by passing a car and hitting his brakes.
- I tripped about this page dedicated to Ruby Cadillac, a pitbull that was shot to death on her owners property by a nervous neighbor who though they "might" attack. Really sad story to hear, but what I really want to know is why the neighbor had a gun on him?
- Chewing gum can 'enhance breasts'
- You must not think to hide your treasures from my gaze - my sight must be feasted, as well as my touch! The Victorian sex cry generator.