Coming soon in squeeze tube form...
Shower you with taco kisses...
Some things have come up, so my updates may seem a little far and few inbetween. We’ll see what happens:
Meanwhile, in a warehouse across town, illegal smugglers were bringing black market links into the country:
- Mac switch commerial referring to games or lack there of.
- A new government warning about the dangers of beer.
*sniff* *sniff*
Meow?
Does anyone ever wonder why I put all these links up? Simply to get them the f#$% off my desktop.
- Interview with the Dell D00d who got busted.
- Think Miller tastes like shit…you might be right
- Robber sues clerk who shot him…..
- Here’s one for my girlfriend…what marshmellow peeps do during their time off.
- And last but not least, here’s an optical illusion thanks to Melanie.
Hoppy Easter
Who in the hell do you think you are?
Sometimes I feel pretty bad for God. I mean it can’t really be that much fun to be a deity when the only real time people talk to you is when they need something. Sure I guess being omnipotent is fun and all, but I wouldn
I love it when this happens
It’s just cool when [H] links to me……god I need help.
Here is a riddle....
This is a story about a girl
While at the funeral of her mother, she met a man she did not know. She thought he was amazing, her dream guy, and she fell in love with him but never asked for his number and could not find him after the funeral.
A few days later the girl killed her sister.
Question: what was her motive in killing her sister?
- Girls? Girls on then internet? Poppycock!
- Whats your astrological sign? I’m a sagittarius.
- OMFG, real life GTA, real funny!
- Need help increasing the performance of your car in races? Here is a great how-to.
- Resident Koopa 3: Bowser, if you placed the RE games you HAVE to see this.
- Sphincterine….do I really have to say more?
