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January 31, 2007

Do not fear the puppies of.....purgatory

Oh so many evenings in middle school were spent watching Kids in the Hall....nobody ever gets it when I say " do not fear the puppies of purgatory", but now you can see what I mean.


The pit of ultimate darkness, full of demons....polite demons who would hold a door open for a woman carring to many parcels, but demons none the less!

- Speaking of ultimate evil, check out the cats on this page (click on cats and kittens in the menu) that Jessamine showed me.

- Speaking of Jessamine, look at these pictures of panda babies on her page. It's like somebody put that "keep your eyes open" thing on me from Clockwork Orange and then did a Carebear Stare in my face. Lord knows what kind of radiation's in that damn stare, I'll probably get happy face shaped tumors or something.

- That whole "Hold your wee for Wii" radio thing is reaching a head now (Thanks to Jen for the link). Family's suing the radio station, and the transcripts pretty much damn them, especially considering that people were calling in on air saying it was dangerous. A lesser segment of this that I find interesting is that I bet those kids of her will never...NEVER be able to play a Nintendo Wii ever in their life. That's kinda f'd up right there.

January 29, 2007

Of video games and men

Well I managed to finish Call of Duty 2 saturday....lasted me exactly one week. Went and sold it back to Gamestop and picked up a copy of Halo 2....thankfully since I have the hard drive I can play xbox games.

Now, I played Halo on the PC...specifically on the TV that we owned at the time. And I have to say that I was blown away literally at the game play, graphics, quick loading....everything, the whole package. I've honestly probably played it lke 3 times just for fun.

Now I played it on the PC, with all settings maxed out (1280x1024). So now I'm playing is on the xbox 360 with a resolution of 480p (720x480). It really doesn't look any different to me, in fact if anything it looks a little less stellar than halo did on the pc. Which leads me to the question.....why the hell is did Microsoft refuse to release it for XP, and decided to wait for Vista instead?

I've now played the game a bit, there was no reason to wait this long. It's obvious they are only doing it to pimp Vista and for no real reason. So....I can either play it on the Xbox 360, or I can go out and spend probably close to $300 bucks to upgrade my video card and ram to run vista adequately?

Let me sum all that up with a picture:

That being said, I was able to get a lot of gaming time in this weekend. Neither Jen nor I felt top shelf this weekend, at least she has the excuse of her 3rd trimester, where as mine is just my body being weird I'm sure. I'll tell you what though, I'm happy as hell to have these damn stitches out of me. I finally saw the bill they submitted to my insurance and daymn.....even after everything I own about $200 bucks per mole they removed. That almost hurts more than having them taken out.

January 26, 2007

One of the best things about having pregnant wife....

is her desire to cook :)


Guinness Extra Stout chocolate cake

January 25, 2007

Cat playing a Nintendo DS


Nintendo....so easy you don't even need opposable thumbs...

I stole this from Jessamine

January 24, 2007

Crackdown demo

I was able to grab the Crackdown demo off XBL yesterday. I think Jen and I both agree it looks fun, but whats up with the bogus 30 minute timer after you reach level 2 prowess on everything. I mean I get it, but it's kinda weak. Funny note, I'm still coasting on my free Gold membership to XBL, so I was able to get it instead of next week when the silver membership gets a crack at it.

And I kinda think that's total bullshit. This whole membership thing really turns me off. Microsoft can kiss my ass if they think i'm gonna pop for a membership just so I can get a demo a week early. God I hate micro transactions.

At least the demo is not as weak as the Saint's Row demo. I just could not get into that thing at all. Thankfully there's Blue Dragon coming out soon, with what could possibly be the best RPG on the 360 so far (not a hard record to beat honestly). But I tell you seeing that game coming makes me real glad I've got a 360. I mean it has the artwork of Dragon Quest 8 and the guy who made Final Fantasy...can you get a better pedigree than that?

Back onto current events, Call of Duty 2 is in our Xbox 360, Final Fantasy III is in my DS (thanks Donna) and Kingdom Hearts 2 is in our PS2 (wtf is skateboarding in this game, you can take your stupid mini missions and shove them up your ass Squaresoft) with Final Fantasy 12 just waiting to get in there after I finish up leveling in Kingdom Hearts (thanks Heather and Micheal).

January 22, 2007

Square bagels?

Did you know they make square bagels now?

I've been eating them for a little while and man they make great sandwiches. Stupid stuff sometimes can really make your day.

January 18, 2007

The best commercial with a Gameboy ever

Watch it all the way to the end....trust me it's worth it.

Tales of Phantasia

So I've been playing Tales of Phantasia for about the last year on and off.

Yesterday I finally beat it.

Now the reason I played it was because of Tales of Symphonia, on the Game cube, was probably one of the best RPG's I've ever played. In fact I liked it so much that I played it again after we beat it (supports 2 players). After that experience I thought that the "tales of" franchise might be something of a safe bet.

Good lord was I wrong. Overall Tales of Phantasia was a decent game, but when compared to Tales of Symphonia it was a festering pile of shit. The English localisation of it is probably mostly to blame, I don't know what room full of monkeys they paid to do this, but they reused almost 60% of the location names from Symphonia. It made me feel like somebody took the Symphonia game, mixed it with 50% larks vomit, and then resold it as new.

And storyline/translation issues aside, the battle engine was a joke. I understand this is a port of a game released on the SNES and PS1, but for the love of god couldn't you guys fix it so the battle doesn't enter super slow motion every time it ends. There's no excuse for that in the current generation of hardware.

Uncompelling story line, confusing gameplay, and a battle engine so dated I felt like I was on drugs. Way to go guys. Brilliant work here.

January 15, 2007

Slowly becoming frankenstein's monster...

I question whether or not I really needed 12 stitches on my back...hell I had that many after I put my arm through a window, and there was a lot more blood for that one.

So we spent a lot of time this weeking looking at baby stuff, we got a really great deal on a Travel system from Graco just by luck. But by far the most amount of time was spent looking for a bedroom set for the kid.

This is what we found when we walked into Baby Depot (which is crazy...it's shoved in the back of Burlington Coat factory like a red headed stepchild, but has really cool stuff).

It was the first set we both saw and were like...that's damn cool. Incredibly expensive but cool.

- From the why didn't I think of it...a UPS with a built in flash light.

- I knew holding it in was bad, but I had no idea to much Wii could kill you. Honestly though, the whole thing sucks.

- I will not be sleeping easily tonight....Plane part falls though roof mere feet away from woman's bed...in Chicago. F**k the bogeyman, this shit's real.

- Bored? Have $300k lying around? You to can make your own PS3 fort...cause that's how many of them are just lying around in stores. I'm sure Sony will sell them eventually, but man did they F this one up.

January 12, 2007

The first cut is the deepest cut...

So I'm lying on my stomach, half naked, with a strange man standing over me doing something I can't feel.

How was your Friday?

I had 3 moles removed today so they could speed them off to some fancy lab to do a biopsy cause they looked funny. Damn that stuff hurts. They take these little razor sharp circle things (like cookie cutters...but thankfully smaller and not in the shape of gingerbread men) and basically take everything out down to the fat. All seven dermal layers...down to fat.

The best part is they play music while they are working on you, and he popped in the Sheryl Crow best of CD while doing his thing and I thought it was slightly appropo that the song "The First cut is the deepest" came on.

Anyone else here watch Top Chef? There are some great recaps over on TVgasm if you've missed any of it. This latest recap that I linked to covers the episode where everybody decided they hate Marcel with a passion. And honestly, I like him, and I think everyone else was being a complete dick.

If you'll excuse me I'm going to go try to relax a bit, my back is just a wee bit sore.

January 10, 2007

Top 10 silly baby items


This pic's for Jen and Donna

- Saw this today on Fark.com and had to share. A list of the 10 most ridiculous products for babies. Personally I think the Moffii crib looks kinda cool. We could just put a bucket underneath it at night and voila, no need for diapers.

January 09, 2007

Moloko: Pure Pleasure Seeker

What scares me is that they put this out back in 2000. Genius...pure campy genius. Thanks for the CD again Heather and Micheal.

January 08, 2007

Why popular music sucks...

Whenever an artist I like makes it big, I get kinda upset about it.

The experience feels so much more private when only you and a few people know about it. It's clear that people who listen to it do so because they went out of their way to find it. You could argue they were drawn to it because it resonated with something in them. Which makes everybody else who enjoys it sort of a kindred spirit...I mean at least you know they have good taste in one thing right?

I don't think that popularity is necessarily the issue here. If it was true that everyone else liking something was considered a negative in the human psyche then I don't think we could explain religion very well. What I really think the problem here is, has to do with the current accepted distribution model of music as a whole.

There's a book I recently got for Xmas called The Power of Persuasion and it really has had me thinking about why I have the subconscious distaste for any artist that gain popularity after I have liked them before hand. It's how music is currently promoted and sold.

Take for example Regina Spektor. When I first tripped across the song Us I was captivated at how unique her music was. It was off beat and refreshing. Now...a year later I saw a commercial for an upcoming special she was in on VH1. Now...did her music change? Did the songs suddenly go flat?

For me, without realizing it, I was bothered by how music as a product is sold. It is quite literally shoved down our throats and we are told that we will like it. Let me say that again to emphasize; we are told what to buy and what to like. Clear Channel Communications for the most part owns all the "popular" radio stations in all major markets, Live Nation (a spin off of clear channel) owns most of the big name arena's, and Viacom own's MTV and VH1 (not that they play music anymore).

All of these companies are in business to do one thing, make profit while spending as little as possible. So let's say they have a warehouse full of Gwen Stephani CD's (because of lucrative contracts with the artist). Well for the next month or so your gonna see Gwen Stephani this and Gwen Stephani that.....She'll be on TRL, you'll see her on MTV's website, on Yahoo's Launch, magazine interviews, basically everywhere. The same goes true for all other media streams, forget Radio, Television is the method of choice for reaching the dramality loving kids of today. How exactly does a tv show get it's own CD? The OC, Grey's Anatomy, the list isn't very long yet, but trust me that they're starting to notice the profitability of it. Heck even cell phon commercials are getting into it. I still can't get that Lady Sovereign song out of my head yet.

My point is this, next time you hear a song try and think of the reason. Somebody somewhere want's you to hear that music, like it, and buy it. We're all being baby fed music by coprorations.

January 05, 2007

Baby's first ultrasound

Today was our first (maybe only, not sure) ultrasound, and we were able to get this pic:

The acutal picture on the machine is so much more impressive and clear, there were even times when I could see the baby squirming around and flipping (baby's very active). It's just crazy the level of detail you can see, ribs, spine, kidneys, lobes in the brain....freaky.

Anyways figured we'd share the pic if anyone was interested.

January 02, 2007

In the future everyone wears red underwear because they're faster

So I added a few things to the site today:

1. SNAP, a little javascript thing that pulls up a tiny screen capture of where that html link is heading.
2. A baby countdown timer...figured it would help me remember. It's on the right side there....

The Xbox 360 is a great platform, but it really needs a bare bones web browser. It has to be a little ironic that it's the only next gen console without one currently, and I would personally find it very useful. The times when I had my computer down stairs I would sometimes use it to surf the web with Jen looking for things. I mean if they can try to put tablet pc's in refridgerators you'd think they could shoehorn a browser in there when the Wii can do it only with 420p resolution (now that's gotta hurt your eyes).

January 01, 2007

2006: The year in review....at least for our life

Todaying being the first day of a new year and all I decided to think back on the past year on the events and things that have happened. Plus I'm slightly narcissistic so humor me....

1. We learned how many doors you could buy for $1000 dollars. We then found out why they were such a great deal. I later made a "how to replace a door" walkthrough.
2. I experienced my first earth quake while I was in San Ramon, CA. And I'm just fine leaving it with that.
3. Gizmo is very afraid of ceiling fans...and we now know why.
4. I changed the case on my Dell Dimension 8300 into an aluminum one I had lying around. I later added a zalman 9500 cpu cooler.
5. Somebody tried to sell me meat out of a truck.
6. We painted a lot of things. Bed rooms, doors, foyers...the list goes on.
7. We got a really freakin' awesome TV as a wedding gift from my sister. It really has changed the whole experience of watching TV.
8. On Aug 12, 2006 we were married, and took an alaskan cruise for our honeymoon.
9. Sometime around September we found out Jen was pregnant.
10. I built a pony wall....Jen talked me into it.
11. We saw Dane Cook and Trans Siberian Orchestra.
12. We brewed our first beer, Dennis and Jen's wedding ale.
13. We played and beat the following games: Star Ocean: Til the end of time, F.E.A.R, God of War, Dragon Quest 8, Devil May Cry 3: SE, Radiata Stories, Kingdom Hearts, Lego Star Wars 2, Quake 4, Final Fantasy 1&2 (on the gameboy), and Serious Sam 2.

Those are the highlights, at least as many as I can remember right now.