Ever feel like you have an idiot magnet up your butt?
Jen and I have felt this way for years, it seems that no matter what we do somehow if we leave the safety of our own home we're going to somehow run into somebody that just makes you wonder how it was that their sperm was the fastest.
In honor of this, I whipped up this little pic:
Here's to you:
- Slowest check out person in the whole store
- Person talking on cell phone who can't drive
- Door to Door meat salesman
- Bagger who can't understand that refridgerated products should probably stay together in the bags
- Liquor dept checkout lady who takes the last person in line first when they open a new terminal
- VH1.com...no I will not install an active X plugin just to watch a stupid video
All of you were the very best in genetics your father had to offer....sad...so sad....
Comments
And lets not forget the store manager who put the slowest checker in the whole store on the express lane...
Posted by: Nick | July 6, 2006 12:07 PM
And being stuck behind the one person in the world that still writes a check for their groceries.
Posted by: Rick | July 7, 2006 06:10 AM
How about when the two people in front of you have separate orders in one cart, being checked out by the slowest checker in the world and they both write checks for the groceries!!
And yes, this really did happen!
Posted by: Jen | July 7, 2006 06:38 AM
My favorite is the person in front of me at the drive up ATM who is depositing their last 4 paychecks, then doing a balance check on each account, taking out money for each of the 4 passengers and while they are there, applying for a home equity loan.
Posted by: n0m4d | July 7, 2006 11:36 AM
I agree. I believe if you are at an ATM longer than a minute, your car should be flipped over.
By the way, if anyone has Chase..you can set up ATM preferences. (LIKE ENGLISH)
Posted by: Rick | July 7, 2006 01:05 PM
Keep up the great work on your blog. Best wishes WaltDe
Posted by: WaltDe | August 31, 2006 01:53 PM