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June 30, 2006

Signs of summer

Ahh...Children playing, birds chirping, trees green and lush, strange teenagers trying to sell me discount meat from the back of white, unmarked vans.....truely it's a wonderful world we live in.

Seriously, what the fuck? Who decided that it was a great idea to sell "discount steaks" in an unmarked white van ala the speaker scam.

We were loading up the car to head somewhere, and dammit we just didn't move fast enough. I had noticed the van down the street in the cul de sac out of the corner of my eye, and the minute they saw we were going to be in the drive way they pounced quickly, pulling up and blocking the entire driveway and some teenage kid hopping out right away.

The minute I saw it I knew what was up, and before the kid even got a word out I said "oh no...no no we don't want any meat or speakers or whatever, no thanks" in the same tone of voice that one would use when they've realized they stepped in dog shit. Now you might think I was a bit of a dick, but here's the thing. Ok so I say that, and turn right back around to work on packing the car...I mean seriously, I don't have time for this bullshit heavy pressure situation they try to put you in. Meanwhile the kid is finally finishing his pitch and with our backs to him uncertain of how to proceed.

Here's the interesting part, I can hear the uncertainty in his voice at the end....like he's new to the whole pitch thing, and then i hear his voice drop and him beginning to converse with the driver, like he's asking his dad "what do I do now" kind of a master/slave setup. I couldn't hear everything, but in my mind it went like this:

kid: "what do I do now mr driver guy"
driver guy "aw fuck those bastards, worthless son's o bitches...com'n let's go sell dog meat to those kids playing down the street"
kid: "ok.....*sniff* I miss my mommy....can I have my bowl of gruel now?"

And then we saw them pull down the street, trolling for other suckers.

On a side note, I found this, and it totally meshes with the vibe I got:

These teenagers are often hundreds of miles from home and being victimized by their bosses. The classified ads read "travel, have fun, make big money,no experience neccessary....etc."


They round up as many 18 year olds as they can find, load them in cheap old cars and hit the road. Why get them out of town? Because when the shid starts coming down (and it will), having a kid in a strange enviornment several states away from friends and family allows a manipulative employer to keep the kids in a type of psychological prison.

June 27, 2006

stupid exciting things of a lame suburban nature

So a package arrived today that we've been waiting for. It involves something for the wedding....but I can't tell anyone because it's just to damn cool to spoil the surprise.

I'm pathetically excited.

- Almost as excited as learning english with this helpful Japanese video.

- Almost as excited as getting mauled by one of these large freakin' cats. I made it to page 26 before giving up...amazing...

- Almost as excited as if I got one of these motorized wheels for my bicycle. Of course, I would be even more excited if I had a bicycle...in fact I might just urinate myself spontaneously in such an event. Oh yeah, blame Nick for the link :)

I need to go...I'm making a cheesecake as a surprise. Of course it's lite...but I still look forward to the yummy cherry cheesecake deliciousness to follow.

June 26, 2006

It's ALIVE!!!!

Ok, this won't be long. I need to go to sleep like...um now.

So I bought a Zalman 9500 cpu cooler and got it thursday. Friday I ripped into my computer with plans to install it, only to hit a small snag.

Dell doesn't use a standard 478 socket retention guide. They used some bastard custom thing that rendered my new fancy heatsink useless. I'm so pissed at Dell for this pissy little crap it's not funny. I mean, ok I can understand the customer motherboard screw placement and mounting, because your case is adequate....but the heatshink they put in this machine is total bullshit. It's barely doing it's job and I can't even replace it with an aftermarket because you pulled this pissy little proprietary retention guide shit?

Suck. My. Balls. Dell.

Anyways, moving along, thank whatever diety you believe in, somebody was able to mail me a spare one they had. Which arrived today (thanks santyclaws, beers on my at the BBQ) so I was finally able to get my computer back up and running. So let's take a look at some pictures:

Once I had the right guide, everything else was cake. It's frightening to me to see how much pressure is used to keep this heatsink on, compared to the sloppy, loose OEM heatsink Dell shipped.

There are only three drawbacks:
1. Even though I spliced the sensor wire into the motherboard, the Dell BIOS still says theres a fan failure. Of course there's no way to disable this.
2. Now I can hear my hard driver. Was it always this loud????
3. I can also hear my power supply fan now....of course I used to have a real nice power supply, but I lent it to somebody to rule it out as a problem, and of course they then moved out of state without returning it. Dammit...it even glowed blue...motherf**ker....

ROB in the mutha farkin' house beeyotch

I finally dug this out of the basement yesterday, and gave it a good cleaning:

I put all the nintendo stuff in the guest room on Jen's old 27" tv, and hooked it all up. So now if we have any such desire we can just hop in there and play. Plus as a bonus the light gun now works (our tv downstairs was a rear projection one, so no workie)

The only thing cooler would be if I had a G1 Optimus Prime, Megatron and Jetfire

June 25, 2006

World's most expensive cat toy

Omg....you really need to see this video of a cat going batshit crazy on a laptop:

itsy bitsy pieces.....

So my computer sits next to me, in tiny little bits, a victim of my poor planning and Dell's thirst for bucking industry standards. :(

It should come as no surprise, but the retention guide they used for their 478 socket on the Dimension 8300 isn't standard, and as such the new fancy heatsink I bought won't attach to the board (yeah I went ahead and bought the Zalman 9500 mentioned below, $53 out the door at newegg).

Hopefully though, there is some hope. Somebody offered to ship me a standard retention guide they had extra (cause trying to find them online to buy is damn hard...trust me) so with any hope once it arrives I'll be able to work things out just fine. I have a backup idea, that would involve me fabricating a custom mount, but i'm hoping to avoid that if this works.

June 23, 2006

Time for lunch

So three nights ago we beat God of War. Pretty damn upset the game only lasted for 10 hours. I mean at the end it was a pretty good game, with only a few annoying parts (that rotating sword rock wall in the hades level can kiss my ass). There just wasn't any replay for me in the game anymore....I think I was barely able to make my way through on normal difficulty....putting it on hard would drive me crazy with frustration. As it was my damn hand and joints hurt after playing this game...maybe i'm just getting old.


And then two night ago we beat Dragon Quest 8 again....see after you beat it for the first time you get a bonus dungeon called the dragovian trials, which unlocks an alternate ending. The game was great, over 160 hours of game play with the extra dungeon, and over all it was really enjoyable to play. Only really a few major gripes:
1. Enemies can stop you from fleeing...but you never stop enemies from fleeing...very aggrevating, especially with metal slimes
2. The alternate ending sucked. Um...hello? It's exactly what the first ending should have been all along. Why not just make one freakin' ending and add the dragovian trials to the main part of the game? Whoever made the choice to split them made a big mistake.
3. The alchemy pot should work in reverse, so ifyou want to deconstruct something you made you can. especially when there are limited numbers of items in the game.

Anyways, so now we have Devil May Cry 3: Special Edition and Radiata Stories to play :) Weeeee, now I just have to find time.

June 22, 2006

A photographic journey: Cat's and computers

I present to you, the natural attraction of felines to technology:





My new sugar momma

Something I've been meaning to mention, some good news came our way a few days ago.

Jen was offered a new job.

Not only is it a great new place, but it comes with a significant pay increase! So soon I'll be able to retire and play video games all day I mean this is a great opportunity for her :)

June 20, 2006

Zalman CNPS9500...I want this....:(

Ok, so chaning the case on my Dell 8300 has improved the air flow, but the damn thing still sounds like a leaf blower.

Enter the Zalman 9500, my current dream of salvation:

Look at the size of the thing in the motherboard:

Is it to late to put it on the wedding registry? Then again Bed Bath and Beyond probably doesn't carry it...

June 19, 2006

This is how it works...

So yesterday we bottled our beer. 48 bottles from a 5 gallon batch. It's amazing how clean you have to be when doing something like this. Seriously every single little thing that touches anything has to get sanitized like 50 bazillion times.

Anyways, it's all done so now we wait 10 - 14 days to see if we made something drinkable.

Here's a few pics I snappped, this first one in Moxie feasting on your soul, pathetic mortal:

This one is of Juliet doing a beer review, in all honesty she's the one who does all the reviews on our beer site, we just take the credit:

- Regina Spektor on Conan singing Fidelity.

- Black bear decides he likes hammocks. Cutest thing you'll see today...if you consider large animals that can gore you in a moment's notice cute....I still think he does a better job staying on that thing than I would.

- What would Hitler look like if he was a cat? Your answer is here...there...now you can die happy. Your welcome.

June 16, 2006

Regina Spektor: Begin to hope

Thanks to Jen for already buying me this awesome CD. Go check it out.

June 15, 2006

What I learned today

When you need to soak beer bottles in bleach for a week....don't use an aluminum pot. Bleach eats away at aluminum and even stainless steel. :(

I guess I should be happy my Vista beta DVD arrived today...but I don't have a spare DVD drive to install in the computer I wanted to put it on :(

scream 19

For the past couple of weeks I've been working maintenance windows for my job. Which usually consists of me waking up at 2am and hopefully getting back to sleep around 5am.

Twice now, while doing these, somebody picked up the phone in my house. They never say anything, and I never heard anything, but our new phones display a "LINE IN USE" message when an extension is picked up (as opposed to our old phone which did not).

Needless to say this has freaked me out.

The first time it happened I ended up walking around the house at 3am in my boxers, turning on every light (inside and out) and checking every room. Including the basement....which doesn't even have a phone extension in it. Of course I found nothing

Just now, it happened again while I was moving 16k customers in a migration...exactly at 3am CST. It took me a few minutes. And assuming it isn't one of the cat's making phone sex calls, I think I finally figured out what it was.

Our DVR. It's programmed to update its self every night at 3am...of course it should be able to download it's program guide via satellite, but I know it has to dial up and "check in with mommy" for not freakin' reason every night or else it pops up this retarded "you must be connected or we'll charge you 5 bucks" warning (probably to stop somebody racking up the PPV movies and just never plugging it in).

Stupid farkin' DVR.

June 12, 2006

Go out in style.....

The new regina spektor CD drops tomorrow, make sure you pick that shit up.

Well I'm finally off call for work, not that I can really complain or anything like that. It's just nice to have my freedom back....so I can sit around the house :)

Of course I was supposed to work tonight, but alas some equipment got lost so it's been pushed back a till last week.

There's a whole lot of wedding stuff going on....only it's so cool I can't post about it because I don't want anyone who is going to be there to get wind of it. Still it's a hell of a lot of work to setup everything. Even though I'm sure Jen is doing more if it than I am, even so I'm amazed at how much there is to get done. With everything going on you also have to worry about how you come across. For example, we've got a lead on a florist that we're both pretty excited about. She had some great ideas and really came across as confident, but I think I came across as impatient when I called her today. When the truth is we're both just really eager to work with her. Anyone that can incorporate LED's into a wedding can't be bad in my book :)

- And now for your moment of Zen.

June 11, 2006

Cat chases a bear up a tree

Jen showed me this on yahoo news a few days ago, and since then I've been thinking of something clever to use the pic in.

I should probably be mowing the lawn right now...

I love being oncall for work, give me great excuses for not getting stuff done :)

Well, while I sit here waiting for onsite support to arrive for a card swap, why not post? After all it's very important that I post here daily...right?....hello?....anyone?

Gamestop had a buy 2 used games, get one free deally going on this weekend. We went to 3 different stores but couldn't find the three games I wanted all used, so I was only able to pickup God Of War. Holy muther farkin' boobies and blood. No wonder it's rated Mature +17...it's like the devloper's sat around a table thinking...if one set of boobies are good, then two must be better, and if two are better then more than that must be bestest!

Kinda funny....I can stab minotaur's in the mouth a hundred times, and split people apart with my bare hands....but omg boobies...what will I do!!!?!?! :P

I suck so badly at action game, I don't know why I buy them....within the first level the stupid thing gave me the option to drop to easy....stupid balancing. It just doesn't make sense. Ok so I can jump around like a bunny on methamphetaines, slashing monsters left and right while twiriling razor sharp blades of chaos over my head like a manic band leader....but I can't fucking balance on a beam while crossing a little chasm? Um yeah...that makes no sense.

Well...I digress:

- Big Brother meet's cat's. For some reason I think this is hilarious.

- Can the people who write Anti-Virus software be trusted? My thought on this has always been "there's no money in the cure, but in the treatment". So you could basically say I think that no, they can't be trusted to some extent.

- Animator vs. Animation flash movie. If you've ever used Flash, this is hilarious!

June 09, 2006

Changing the case on a Dell Dimension 8300

I've had a Dell Dimension 8300 for a while now, I think almost a year and a half, and in that time I've only had one major complaint.

The fan sounds like a low powered hair dryer.

Seriously, the thing is just simply to farkin' loud. God help you if you try to play F.E.A.R or HL2, you'll go deaf with the thing revving up like a small engine. It turns out that the damn thing can push about 75 CFM!!!! Apparently this is a pretty common problem with this model.

Well it finally reached a point I couldn't tolerate anymore. So I did something. After some research I found a post by somebody who had replaced the CPU fan with an aftermarket model in hopes to quiet it down. I IM'd his account on a site and he actually responded w/ two emails outlining what he did. Which was very helpful.

By the time I had received his emails though, I had already decided that the reason the fan was changing speeds so much was because of bad airflow in the standard dell case. So I was already deep in to the same action any sane person would do....gutting it like a squealing pig and putting it in a new case.

Now, before we proceed, let's establish some basics. I knew they're be complications:
1. Dell does not use standard sized motherboards, or screw placements
2. Dell computers have funky jacks in the front for usb, headphones, power...yadda....
3. I woke up at 2am that day....an hadn't been back to bed :)

So, we start were every great idea does...breaking stuff that works already. So the first thing I did was take apart the Dell and get the motherboard out so I could see if maybe...just maybe the mounting screw holes would line up with what the case already had (btw, the case is just an old one of mine). Of course that wasn't the case so after some playing around I lined up where it would fit, and then marked the holes with pencil, drilled a hole, and screwed in some brass standoffs (aluminum is so soft I didn't have to tap them). I sure got lucky and nailed it on the first try...which is good because there really wasn't a second try to be had if the screws were off....the stupid board only had 4......once at each corner to support it. Obviously another dirty dell trick. Ok so where are we at now? Oh....before I forget...If you can help it don't try to take the heat sink off the CPU...for the love of all that is holy just don't do it. It came off the board with the CPU attached! Yup I pull the CPU out of the ZIF(see last pic)...thankfully without bending any pins...but I did manage to fill my pants. And lastly, the I/O shield on the Dell is pretty much non removable....so don't count on having a nice pretty one. I plan on going back and making out out of some thing aluminum when have free time, or the inspiration to do so. Until then me and my trusty dremel git'd her done:

Ok, so now that the mother board is in the case and the PCI slots are lined up, next up is making those funky front panel usb/headphone connectors work. So what I did was take an old 2x cdr I had (originally over $200...*cry*) and gut it....then I used brass standoffs (amazing, I know) to mount it pretty much up to the edge. I also chopped about 1/3 off it's length while I was at it. I then took a blank panel cover and drilled/dremeled holes out of it for the physical ports themselves. One caveat....the headphone cable doesn't reach...hell the main cable barely did. This wasn't an issue for me since I don't use headphones, and when I do my speakers have a headphone jack on them. Honestly this all wasn't as hard as I thought it would be. The next step was wiring into the display LED panel/power button for the box, which is connected to the usb/headphone circuit board via ribbon cable (which you can see hanging out of the box here). So the dell main power led puts out about 1.9v dc, and it seems the same for the HD led. So the standard LED's that came with the case worked just fine. Now I didn't take out the original dell LED's instead I just piggybacked on them:

So everything's in the box...powers up...I have front ports and the blinky lights work...we're done right? Nope, one more thing to tackle...air flow. Where the hell am I going to mount that huge ass monster fan?

What? Mount it? Why would you do that Dennis? Wasn't the point of this to quiet down the machine?

Yes it was, and still is. But for now I plan on mounting it, and then if the machine is stable in it's new home swapping it out with a smaller CFM model. Another thing to know is that Dell only puts one....a single solitary fan connector on the board. Also it's a special temp sensing fan (hence the previous mentioning of "revving") so if it's not connected, and a plain old generic one is used you'll get an error every time you boot because the BIOS will think the temp sensor went dead and you have a bad fan. Plus, after much deliberation (which the emails from the original modder helped) I decided to punch a hole in the front of the case. This is because there still is a front panel that will hide it, and this will dramatically increase airflow. I did have to extend the cable for the fan using some wire by about 6 inches. So...pictures of my monstrous hole anyone? :)

Ok. so...yeah, that's pretty much it. Everything shoehorned in there now and works (go figure...). I tidied up the cables a bit and put it next to the old case for a comparison shot.

What were the end results? Here's an example:
Before: 90.6 F surfing/email/winamp @ room temp of 78.6 (12 diff)
Before: 93.6 F playing F.E.A.R @ room temp of 78.6 (15 degree diff)

Now: 83.8 F surfing/email/winamp @ room temp of 76.3 room (7.5 diff)
Now: 87.1 F playing F.E.A.R @ room temp of 75.9 (11.2 diff)

Not a huge variance eh? Well there's one more component to the equation. Decibels. The fan has never gone above standard stock speed. It's running pretty much at it's typical idle with no revving to speak of. Odds are that I'll eventually replace this fan with a quieter model and see no negative effects because of this case's improved airflow. I'll still need to go back and make an I/O shield for it when I get my hands on some thin material, but for now...it should be ok.

June 07, 2006

The case of the missing sidekick

Generally, as a rule of thumb, it's not a good idea to steal/keep cellphones.

- How NOT to steal a SideKick II

What I'm generally concerned about is not the theft, or lack of common decency, or even the brazen attitude displayed. It's the lack of english skills....what the fuck is this shit?

i got ball this is my adress 108 20 37 av corona come n do it iam give u the sidekick so I can hit you wit it

or my favorite:

Contacting WhAT u KNoW aBouT THat!!

How the hell do you even type like that? Tourettes?

June 06, 2006

Robot Chicken Youtube links

Somebody commented about robot chicken being on youtube, and by howdy were they right!

Edit: Nevermind looks like they all got removed a while ago.

Great stuff here people.

Bad luck

Why is it, the one day of the year we're planning on going downtown to a baseball game the weather report says it's gonna thunder like a mutha....

Been playing around with three monitors on my computer, found an old PCI video card that I added to the system. The only thing stopping it from being perfect is that the old video card (matrox mystique) can't go high enough. I need 1280x1024 to match my other monitors :(

That makes me a sad panda:

What doesn't make me sad? Robot Chicken. Let's speak for a moment about the genius that is Robot Chicken. If you are not watching this then you need to start asap, it is the most hilarious show I've seen in a while. It's probably one of the dense show you'll see in terms of content, jokes, everything. It's like eating a 5 course meal in 2 minutes and then pooping it all out in 30 seconds. Sure it has your typical molestation of iconic 80's and 90's characters (they do use action figures as a base after all) but beyond that the writing actually infuses social commentary and makes the next logical leap to intertwining the jokes beyond a simple one shot gag. Additionally they paid me 5 dollars to type this, I would have settled for $3.50 but don't tell them that.

Go buy it, or your mother will cry.

June 04, 2006

dammit

Of course the simplicity of chmod'ing the folder to 777 is somewhat out weighed by the tendancy for gallery 1.4 to orphan the pictures not found in it's database.

Why, oh why didn't they include an option to merge orphaned pictures back into the album?

June 03, 2006

yay!

I finally figured out how to restore my old backups of the photo gallery with comments and custom names intact!

All you have to do is chmod 777 the folder....so simple....*smacks forehead*

Importing favorites in IE, and keeping them in order

Another migration story here from Jen's recent computer upgrade.

Internet Explorer has this handy dandy built in export/import feature for favorites and cookies right? Well, yes, but only if you understand that when you import a list of favorites Windows automatically reorders them into alphabetical order.

So for example if your favorites looked like this:
Bob's house of IP
Play-doh fansite
Alfred's cool site
Cheese dot com, all cheese all the time


It would now look like this:
Alfred's cool site
Bob's house of IP
Cheese dot com, all cheese all the time
Play-doh fansite

Doesn't seem like such an issue, unless you have like 200 freakin' links, and then it's just exasperating to reorder them. Exporting a bookmark.htm file from IE, or even copying over the Favorites folder just simply doesn't keep the order.

The reason? Because XP keeps the order of your bookmarks in the registry. How fucking stupid is that? To be specific:
HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Software\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\Explorer\MenuOr­der\Favorites
If you export that and save as a file called order.reg, and then merge it on the new computer (after you've alredy imported the new links and shut down IE) then when you restart IE they'll be in the order they were originally.

June 02, 2006

Happy Birthday Donna

Let's all wish a happy birthday to Donna, who's 39th today :)

outlook express rules...importing

Why can't they just offer a simple Import / Export option in the rules menu?

Thankfully I found this handy article online about how to export the rules from registry, modify the identity number and remerge. Honestly for me it's childs play once you have directions, but one has to wonder why can I export everything else but not that?

And for that matter, why does exporting your IE favorites reset their order to alphabetical? I know it's supposed to work but it didn't so now Jen has to rearrange them all. Which I guess isn't the end of the world persay.

Migrating a person to a new computer sometimes is like death by a thousand cuts. There's so much to do .....it's a little crazy really.

On the bright side, my google ad relevancy seems to have magically improved. And ABC is reairing reruns of season 2 of Lost, so me and Jen can catch up on that. I'm pathetically excited about that honestly.

So last saturday, while I was mowing the lawn, Jen decided that the half dead bushes at the end fo the driveway had to go. So after removing 6 of those little bastards (and begging our friend Tim to haul them away in his trailer and burn them so we didn't have to pay the city to take them) we were left with this lovely blue mushroom:

Which was obviously being hidden by the bushes mostly. So we were scratching our heads about how to deal with this (we were going to just put sod down, no more fancy landscaping we couldn't keep up with) but obviously it woud look a little stupid. On a whim I called the village asking about it, and it turns out that it's not supposed to be like that at all. Sometimes, I was told, they pop out of the ground as things settle over the years. So she said she'd put it on the list and somebody would be around to "basically pound it back into the ground"

whiskey tango foxtrot?

For some reason, it just blows my mind that they can drive this thing back into the ground like a railroad tie and not break the pipes. But they must have done just that, cause here's the after shot:

Crazy huh?

- Of course, equally as crazy is the idea that your laptop could burst into flames. Of course putting it on carpet probably isn't the smartest thing to do after all.

- The batman corvette? Not sure what I make of this...but it is kinda cool....kinda...

June 01, 2006

keeping busy during lunch

So...I added a javascript based web countdown there to the right until our wedding. Kinda scary really to see how close it is and think about how much is still left to do. We're hoping to have the wedding invititations out by this saturday.

So if you get one that has really bad handwriting....yeah...that's probably me.

In other news, it was nice to take the bike out again. Once again it started right up like a champ, and ran great. I'm really hoping that this problem is nailed, I can't tell you how happy that would make me be.

here's a funny story, last month was my 5 year anniversay for working for Ameritech/SBC/AT&T...whatever we're called this week. So they send me a catalog telling me to pick a "reward" for my ability to not get fired for so long. :)

So It arrived and I opened it only to find that they sent me a broken watch.

I got a good laugh out of it, by asking my boss if this meant I was fired :)