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April 30, 2006

Popping asprin like vitamins

Yesterday was quite a busy day for us, we put the order in for the bathtub and all the bits and parts for it. After that we put the blinds in that we bought last saturday (they arrived thursday) from Home Depot. It's so hard to find blind information online, i'm posting all the details incase somebody else is looking for Bali Diamondcell cordless blinds. So anyway....we ordered blinds for 3 windows; Living room, Dining room, and Family room. The measurements were: 107.5 x 60, 107.5 x 60, and 71 x 60 Keep in mind that's full dimensions, we didn't take any off for clearance, travel, etc. Apparently they do that automatically at the factory when you put in your order, so your not supposed to otherwise your blinds will be to small. So the blind are coming in two colors, Popcorn for the Dining and living rooms, and Glacier for the Family room. And they are double 3/8" cells, which will hopefully help them retain their shape longer than a single cell....also should block light better. So....cordless eh? Yeah, basically what it means is they go up and down like garage doors (which have big ol counter weight springs up top) and you don't pull on cord to do it. The thought here is that with no cord, the cats won't play with them, kids can't choke on them, they look cleaner, and you won't be putting concentrated preassure on one part of the assembly when raising them (which is where a lot of drywall cracks appear). Also, instead of going for one giant cell were recommended to split them per window. That way there's less of a chance of a total failure for the spring or anything....I guess we'll find out, they're kind of a test honestly to see if we like them enough to use them upstairs. At the end of the day, everything ran a little under $800. We managed to get 25% off using 15% price matching and stacked a 10% coupon we had by putting it on the Home Depot credit card. Installing them was pretty much easy. The only real problem we had was in the Family room, and that was because it looks like picasso did the drywalling around the windows. But a creative use of fender washers resolved that pretty easily actually. Honestly, when we took down the original ones there were like 5 fender washers up there, and I only needed to use one. Here's how they arrived
And here is a close up of the mounting bracket, they just clip to it
So here's the Dining room before (when we bought the house), before and after:
Once we got going, it was super easy. Here's the Living room before, before and after:
And last, here's the Family room before, before and after:
I think when we get some time in the future to put up some tabbed curtains with a bit of a valance that it's really gonna look great. However, since it took about 2 years to get this far I wouldn't stay up waiting for that post :)

April 28, 2006

four leaf clover

Is there anything more enjoyable then spending you days analyzing Ethereal packet captures for work? Seriously though, it is a lot more fun to work on unique issues like this than just doing the standard network turn up stuff. After last week, maybe it's a chance for redemption. Moving on...been a busy week. We finally met with a photographer for the first time, and I think we've settled on a new bathtub for the master bathroom (pretty much we couldn't do anything until we settled on one) and it should look pretty much like this, except with satin nickel instead of brass:
I'm pretty excited, I think when it's done the bathroom will probably be the most impressive thing we've done to this house. There's still so much to do, but picking the tub really means we can get started on the rest now because we now know where everythings going to go. That reminds me, we ordered blinds from Home Depot last week. We got the Bali Cordless double 3/8" honeycomb ones. It's cool because cordless ones don't have any exterior strings on them you just lift/pull them to where you want. Since we don't plan on moving them much it sounds like a perfect choice for us. I guess we'll see tomorrow when we finally find some time to install them. Hopefully tomorrow. Also Jen picked up a little surprise for me yesterday, a chicken cooking pot. Looks kinda like this:
We're gonna use it to make beer in....cool eh? Now I've got pretty much everything I ever needed to do a 5 gallon of home brew except the ingredients....and those are on their way as we type. Really was a great value for a 30 quart pot, only $40 bucks. - Kids playing Grand Theft Auto, one of them "accidentally" points a shotgun at one of their heads and pulls the trigger. Instant pink mist is made. Of course let's blame the video game and not the alcohol or weed they were smoking....yeah, it was the game.
Brecht argued in court Tuesday that the teen should not be jailed because of the unintended consequences of the gunplay. "This is not a person who needs to be returned to a custodial setting," he said.
Are you fucking daft? Of course this is the type of person that should be locked away...he willfully took a loaded gun, pointed at some body's head and pulled the trigger. It's shit heads like this that are teaching kids they can get away with murder and there are no consequences. They want to blame the game, how about we blame the retarded moron who pulled the trigger?

April 26, 2006

ceiling fans of DEATH AND FIRE!!!!!!!

Gizmo is the cutest cuddly little cat in the world...really he's a total love bug and lap cat. The minute we sit down he's all up in our shiz letting us know how much he loves us. Examples: It's horribly cute, but terribly annoying when i'm trying to work on the computer:
Thankfully there is a sure proof way to get rid of him. Turn on the ceiling fan....for some reason the minute it starts he takes off like it's a helicopter full of ninjas out to kill him. I feel bad for doing it, but otherwise I just can't get anything done some times. So I've taken the opportunity to show my impression of what gizmo sees when the fan is turned on. Ceiling fan to us humans:
What Gizmo sees:
Amazing what cat's heightened senses can pick up.

April 25, 2006

wedding stuff

So the good news is that we've settled on a lot of the wedding stuff. The location has been set, the date and time, her dress has been ordered, the place rented, the menu picked out and today we just signed the contract for the officiant. Good lord, what a buttload of work this is. We still have to meet photographers, figure out my tux, my ring, and flowers. But most of the important stuff is taken care of. We're hoping that will give us the extra time to plan the little things to make it memorable. Ya know, like picking a honeymoon and that crap :) I suggested that the best way to show our love and celebrate afterwards was to purchase a motorcycle...but that didn't go over well for some unknown reason.

April 23, 2006

Nothing to do today

We had some friend and their daughter over last night for dinner, and now the house is so clean I don't have anything to do today :) So I bought some 5w-20 oil (7 quarts) and a fiter for Jen's car, in preperation of it's first oil change. I think I'll end up documenting it just for the hell of it. Not that it'll be anything amazing since it's just a normal car, but it really bugged me that I couldn't find any advice for it online....hell even the oil fiter cross reference at walmart didn't have the 2006 models in it yet....wtf? here's hoping the 2005 v6 ford escape and 2006 use the same filter. I'll check before I do anything, but I'm pretty sure they do. Last night the idea of the litter cam came up again. A streaming webcam on the litter box was a joke idea of mine about 3 years ago. Still thinking about it as a kind of social experiment to see why somebody would want to see that, but also it looks like somebody else is doing something similar: - Grey and Blak's litterbox cam

April 21, 2006

Today was a bad day.

Today was a very bad day. I screwed up majorly at work yesterday, and didn't catch it at all. So last night somebody spent 6 hours fixing my damage trying to get customers back up and I feel like shit about it. Absolute fucking crap. I hate fucking up so much....oh crap, I swear that stupid "Bad Day
by Daniel Powter " song's been on the radio twice today. Once in subway and now again just on sirius...that my friends is irony. The sad thing, is that I'm so quick to judge people, that I would have ripped somebody a new asshole for this. It was just stupid crap that should have been caught. If I had just thought about it more, slowed down, and done more thorough double checking this wouldn't of happened. I would have called the person who did it a moron and dismissed them as a waste of space. Ya know, I sit here and I think I'm so fucking smarter than everyone else, and then something like this happens and I realize that smarter doesn't equal better. I need to learn to focus more, and realize that doing something slowly and carefully doesn't always mean I'm being lazy.

April 20, 2006

hampster antics

Go ahead and watch this. Try not to laugh I dare you. More Hampster Antics Summary: Two cute hampsters, fighting over one wheel....so cute i'm gonna puke up bunnies and sunshine. credit goes to donna for the link.

cron test

cron test

Oil changes are a rip off

So I received a notice from Schaumburg Honda yesterday, to let me now that my car was due for an oil change. oh. really. Let's not forget the outcome the last two times I brought it in for service at that exact dealership. Time two
Time one Well anyways, I've always know that today's engines are designed and build to not need oil changes as often as we are lead to believe, but I've never taken the time or effort to actually check my manual. Well yesterday I did. Schaumburg Honda thinks I need an oil change every 3 months. Honda...you know, the people who actually built my car, recommend an oil change ever 7,500 miles OR 12 months. That's a pretty big difference wouldn't you think?

April 18, 2006

Windows Vista Beta

Saturday I got my invitation to the Windows Vista Beta and i'm so pathetically excited about it, that it's not funny. Sad but true.... Somebody posted this on dslreports (ameritectech) and it's a thread in the Something Aweful forum about a one eye'd guy and his blind friend. Very very funny stuff going on in there, you need to read this if you have any sense of humor at all. Trust me, this is quality stuff.

April 17, 2006

What sicko made Cetaphil?

Every day that I take a shower, and yes there are some that I don't, I always wonder the same thing before washing my face:
Why does this crap look like spooge?
I find it quite disturbing....like they purposely tried their best to mimic baby batter when creating this. Like some angry feminist is laughing at all the men putting this on their face, or some sicko pervert old guy getting off thinking about all the women out there rubbing this all over their faces. If you will excuse me, I feel like less of a man now and need to go cry in a corner...

April 16, 2006

Signs you have to many cats...

...when you can knit another one out of just the hair you collect from brushing them..
Seriously, I need to get to work and stop screwing around...ok, well just a little more:
That's Gizmo and Nibbler just chillin' in the bathtub for no apparent reason *shrug* who knows why they do what they do. And the other pic is of a goose who decided to make it's home in a little island of mulch in the middle of a parking lot. Little known fact...when geese get pissed they make a hissing sound...don't ask how we know that, but obviously we got pretty close. I wish today was as nice as yesterday so I could get the motorcycles out and running, but we spent most of yesterday getting out the patio equipement, hoses, pressure washers, and cleaning the grill. Then we drove all over looking at window blinds. Did you know they make cordless blinds now? They go up and down like a garage door...hella cool, but also expensive. $317 for a 107.5" x 59" double honeycomb cordless blind. And that's with 15% off already....damn.

April 14, 2006

Dane Cook

So last night we went to see Dane Cook at the Allstate arena. It was pretty cool, but I was a little surprised about how many younger kids were there. Good news was though that the main set was all new material, and he didn't reuse anything except for the encore....and that was only because the guitar wouldn't work. yup, he was all set to bust out the guitar for the first time EVAR and the sound wouldn't work right....:( Jen snagged a pic and a little snippet of video. Couldn't get the camera to work well, and really...wasn't the time to dick with it.
And a bit of video here. The camera isn't setup to really do video well...but damn the audio came out awesome.

The Easter Bunny hates you

in case you missed it earlier...

April 12, 2006

Captain Crunch Oops All Berries...oh how I miss you...

Back in the late 90's, the pinnacle of cereal perfection was created in a marketing blitz called Oops All Berries!
I don't remember how long they made it for, but that stuff was awesome, and you can't find it anymore. But Jen saw a coupon for something called Neopets Island Berry Crunch. Which I gotta say is pretty damn good. Not as sugary as the original Oops All Berries, but also doesn't shred the top of your mouth. :)

April 11, 2006

mind numbing

There are many things I've been meaning to discuss here, but I saw something last night that is just killing. Before Jen got home from work, I was killing some time flipping through the channels when I came across an episode of Monster Garage. Now this is a show that both interests and annoys me at the same time usually, but this time what I saw was just unbelievable. They were building an electric car...and electric drag racing car...using milwaukee v28 battery packs. I shit you not. I thought I was going crazy at first, but they were really going to try to use 384 lithium ion rechargable battery packs. Now I didn't get time to finish watching it, but I can only imagine that they were only doing this for one reason...advertising. There simply isn't any other reason in the world that any person with a brain in their head would try to use lithium ion batteries in such a limited housing to power a car. I mean, at least lead acid batteries are recyclable once depleted, but lithium ion batteries are probably the worst choice possible. This makes about as much sense as trying to perform surgery with a swiss army knife.

April 10, 2006

ok...this is different

Well i just finished all the upgrades, so hopefully you'll be reading this shortly. cool...publishing this isn't affecting any of my style sheets or customized templates....awesome! I seem to have lost my smilies though...and my custom img button....damn....can't believe they haven't added that in the past two years. oh well...at least I finally got it working. - The easter bunny HATES YOU!!!!! -If only I had a way to make toast AND listen to the radio at the same time.....if only......

April 09, 2006

sick of spam

looks like comments will

looks like comments will have to remain disabled until i get some time tomorrow to figure out what the spammers goal is. until then, even turning it on for 5 minutes leads to more bullshit posts, and no way I'm gonna deal with that. I have a pretty good idea of what to do, it's just finding the time to code it.

April 08, 2006

sick of spam

comments have been disabled for now....i'll fix it later....bullshit comment spam is just irritating the hell out of me. Oh, I'll include a valid link to msn.com or google.com...look at me, i'm sooooo clever.

April 04, 2006

Funniest most original thing I've ever seen

Every now and then I run across something online that just makes me wish I could be that creative. Somehow I came across this, it's an online animated series called "House of Cosby's" This is hands down the funniest thing I think I've ever seen. Warning: It has cartoon nudity, crass humor, swearing, and everything else you could think of that's offensive. If that sounds good to you, then your going to laugh your ass off. Speaking of laughing your ass off, I haven't mentioned this. Jen and I have tickets for the Dane Cook show coming up next week. Looking forward to that, should be a blast.

April 02, 2006

Army of me

I have a confession to make. I've been watching season one of Lost and enjoying it. Jen rented the first two disks from netflix while I was in CA and was convinced I'd like it as well. I guess I should just accept that I am a consumer whore. Other than that, I am feeling much better now than I was earlier in the week. There still isn't enough time to do everything I need to get done, but at least I'm not coughing up stuff so thick you could probably patch a tire with it. - Is this some sort of christian magic? You can thank me for that later...when it makes sense...which pretty much means you'll never thank me. ungrateful bastards....

April 01, 2006

Remember everyone

Spring forward and fall back. Don't forget to set your clocks ahead one hour.