Dammit, my DSL is down again! I swear to god, lazy people who can't take the time to actually check for DSL signal on a pair before swapping it drive me nuts. At this rate your gonna find my camped out next to the cross connect box waiting for the tech to show up and put me on a loaded pair. Now how am I going to get my spam? Speaking of which, here are a few titles of which I get almost daily. Cum again and again (um...no thanks)
Erections like STEEL (again, no thanks)
What IS OEM Software AND Why D0 You Care? (I don't)
Invest your money in this company for success (no thanks, i only invest for failure)
We cure any desease (including inability to spell?)