I hate christmas
Driving back today from the shopping center, it occured to me that there was no way that this many bad drivers were on the road just by chance. So as soon as I got home I checked the newspaper, and sure as hell....there was the proof
Finally, after all these years, my theories have been proven valid! I knew there was no way that many idiots could gather in one area just by the laws of attraction (or even the cheerio theory). I mean even the "flies to shit" theory didn't explain why I felt more like I was playing Galaga than driving.
Finally, after all these years, my theories have been proven valid! I knew there was no way that many idiots could gather in one area just by the laws of attraction (or even the cheerio theory). I mean even the "flies to shit" theory didn't explain why I felt more like I was playing Galaga than driving.
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Had to drop off some emergency christmas cheer at the fiancee's work. She forgot her cookies for the crew.
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Posted by: Dennis Judd | May 18, 2006 11:50 AM
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Why were you at the shopping center in the first place?
Posted by: david | May 18, 2006 11:50 AM