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November 30, 2005

Christmas Light Show video

Earlier, I posted a link to a christmas light show, and the amount of traffic has been so huge, that I have to move to embedding it since everybody was just posting it and linking directly to it. So here you go, Wizards in Winter by the Transiberian Orchestra in time to somebodys really cool christmas lights.


November 29, 2005

twisting in the wind

Anybody else watching this stupid little cartoon? For some reason I caught it one sunday morning, and now I just can't stop watching it. http://www.nick.co.uk/nicktoons/shows/danny/index.aspx Must be by the same animation company as Fairly Odd Parents (which I also like, but don't want to admit)
"he's a phantom...." can't get that damn song out of my head.

November 28, 2005

f**k the pain away

Oldie but goldie, the church sign generator:
And while we're at it, how about a warning sign generator:
You might notice from the links above, I made some code changes and from now on all links will open up in new windows. Thought that might just be a better way of doing things around here. - Holiday times are stressful with family and all, but never have I considered killing my parents, brother, and grandmother with a pipe. Forget the trial, forget the life in prison. Just give me a gun and let me take him around back. I'll blow his brains out personally, and save the taxpayers 17k a year in expenses to keep this sack of worthless shit alive in prison. - What better place to have an impromptu dance part than Wal-Mart? - Would you like a fully transformable transformer's costume? Your damn freakin' right you would! I leave you with these links, I have a lot of poker's in the fire right now and not enough time to post a lot. Plus tonight is anime night, and I look forward to relaxing a bit and vegging out.

November 27, 2005

Christmas Lights

We put up christmas lights this weekend.
I wired them all up to x10 modules, so we can turn on all the lights with the push of a button :)

November 26, 2005

More kitty pics

Since they seem to be so popular, here are a bunch of kitty pics :)

November 25, 2005

Black Friday

As I write this, there are 22, 140 hits on Ebay.com for xbox 360. I hope every one of those cock sucking bastards die, go to hell and die! Sure, not every hit is for an xbox 360, but every one that is, it's one person....one gamer...who actually wanted to buy the system and play it that couldn't. Cock s**king bastards. The only reason they stood in line, and bought these was to sell it for profit. And now with word about all the failures, and DOA's out the box, I hope to god that nobody is buying them and they get stuck with them all. You want to pay $499 and then sell it for about a grand? You greedy bastards. And now you've got idiots posting about how to get one for free! Stupid inbred morons, the only thing free in life are venereal diseases....which by the way, I hope they get.

November 24, 2005

happy thanksgiving

I have some advice to share. Never stop on railroad tracks, evar. How fucking stupid do you have to be to do that? The damn thing only goes in one direction, it's not like they jump out of the bushes and surprise you. Christina Rodriguez, 29, of Chicago said her car and several others were trapped between the crossing gate arms when they came down.
"I saw the train lights," she said. "I tried to move but I couldn't move. Nobody moved." She said she jumped from her car seconds before the crash and ran to safety.
No. Fucking. Shit. That's because you weren't supposed to be there in the first fucking place. Dear lord. [link removed due to requiring login -d] And not one person dead. Go figure.

November 23, 2005

People love our cats

I have no clue why, but for the last couple of month's I've been getting comments on the photo gallery, like 20 at a time. For some reason, people just seem to love our cats. It's really weird, I can't find any type of commen url or anything that would lead them all to just our cat photo album. No referring link or anything...it's just kinda odd. At least most of the comments have been decent, with just a few assholes. Three movies for you today: 1. Get some munchies, spark up a blunt, and watch Starz on Demand.....dude. Captured by Nick, while watching Potluck...hmmm...i'm sure there's no connection at all.
2. BlondSTAR from GM, because you're always Blonde. This one was from Donna
3. Make sure your careful who you play the lottery around. Never know what will happen if you win. I think this was from Donna as well.

November 22, 2005

The CIA is watching us

Jen recieved an email this morning saying that her IP has been logged, and the CIA needs her to responded the questions attached in the included *.zip file. oh noes! not "logging the IP"!!!! It couldn't possibly be a new variant of the SOBER worm or anything like that could it? I mean of course the CIA/FBI could be able to track back an email address just by using an IP address, right? They do have magical crystal balls right? Well today is Xbox day, it's really interesting to see them already appearing on ebay for over a thousand bucks easy. Little crazy coinsidering that the console doesn't even have a flagship game to debut with, just mostly ports of games designed to also work on other consoles. I mean, it's just kinda silly. I mean hell, look at the PSP, it only just now got it's first "must have" game. GTA: Liberty City Stories. How long until the Xbox 360 get's one? I mean, you'd think they could have tried to offer Halo 3 or something...that would have been gigantic if they could have pulled that off. I mean, if you have an HDTV and all that crap you'll see a difference, but otherwise what's the diff between playing Quake 4 on Xbox or PS2? I mean, hell give me a choice and I'll play the PC version anyday (which reminds me, W-T-F have they not released a keyboard/mouse game controller system, it's such a superior control mechanism compared to a controller).

November 20, 2005

good fences make good neighbors

This is the coolest thing you'll see this christmas, a musical light show using house lights. Not sure if it's even real, but damn it's impressive.
And another video link, the video for Slam by Pendulum. If you like seeing shirtless, out of shape men dance around topless in downtown london then this is your lucky day. :) One last site, Why the Netflix settlement sucks balls. Ok, I added that balls part, but once you read it, can you really blame me? $2.5 million to the lawyers, and crappy coupons for the customers (which if you don't cancel, increase your price at the end of a month). That's just fucking weak man. Well, that's enough for now. Yesterday I was captain suburbia. Jen and I tackled a bunch of winterizing projects around the house. Mulching leaves, breaking down branches, getting the snowblower running and draining the weedwacker and lawnmower. Plus we re-organized the garage to fit both bikes for winter better. Last but not least, we put eyehooks all around the house for the christmas lights, and preran the extension cord for them. Did you know they make white outside cords now? $5 bucks for 40' is cheap enough to convince me to get rid of the ugly orange cord.

November 19, 2005

Lazy days

I haven't posted much lately, being on vacation this week has really made a lazy bum of me. On the bright side I'm up to the level 90 range in Xenosaga II....of course that's with some help from Jen. And the cold weather has given me a good excuse to burn a fire most nights this week. :) Other than that it's been a boring week, I've been trying to depressurize myself from work what with all the merger crap going on and that huge project I just finished in San Fran. Kind of a better version of me. One of the great things about the this time of year is the release of all the Christmas brews. They've been out for a while at the local Binny's, but now they are arriving at Woodman's, and when your popping $50 bucks on beer, that $2 difference can add up. Some real good ones lately have been:
Great Lakes Christmas Ale
Anchor 2005
Founder's Devil Dancer They're all slated for review (except Christmas Ale, we did that last year). New beers are always exciting for me :) Today I think we'll get the christmas lights all setup. Going to mount some eye hooks permanently to the house for future yearly use. Plus, last year I bought a bunch of x10 lamp unit's on ebay and stuff. So when we're all said and done all the outside lights will be able to be turned on from the warmth and safety of inside. I also plan to have a button that will turn on every single christmas light with one single click. I wish it could look like this:
Is that really so wrong? The round, shiny, candy like button.....

site changes

That reminds me, I modified the comment window. Now it opens up at 800x800 instead of that tiny little window....and now it's re-sizable too! God it was so annoying....sorry it took me so long.

November 16, 2005

Is it a vacation if you still work?

I love my cats. I love my computer. But they are not two great tastes that taste great together:
The scary thing is, I'm pretty good about cleaning out my computer like 2 or 3 times a year. I was down there yesterday getting everything ready for bringing it downstairs (installing a new wifi card) when I snapped the pictures above. Quite a bit of a mess. Thank god those Dell computers are so simple to open, and our central vac is so strong. It's just scary how fast they accumulate. Oh, and it started snowing today....joy.

November 15, 2005

a gigantic nuclear furnace

Question of the day. Can Sony Music screw themselves even more? Is it possible to even have dealt with this whole DRM concept with more incompetence? God I hope somebody get's fired for this. Moving on....in honor of my first day of vacation (taking a week off) I offer you some link. I have high hopes of playing video games, and doing not much else :) Of course Dragon Quest 8 doesn't come out yet, and Xenosaga II sucked so bad I think I need a little break from RPG's. I need to get my computer's wireless card setup and play a little Doom 3: RoE. You know, break up the monotony. I also just finished playing Tales of Symphonia for the second time. It's amazing how much easier things are when your at level 121, even in Nieflheim. - What is the best way to clean a shotgun? Except for the whole WD-40 part...not a bad idea. Next month Maxi Pads and Bazooka's. - Allah Ackbar. An Iranian cartoon promoting suicide bombing. Which really pisses me off because when your dead, that's it, you can't do anything to make a difference. Death's the easy part, living and atoning is the hard choice to make. If you want to be a little pussy and kill yourself, try doing it without taking people with you. - Frustrated you can't beat the Republican party? Why not just join them? - Best of Craigslist: Do my laundry, get a blowjob. If only I could broker that deal here with all the vacuuming I do :) - New Orleans residents having "house gutting" parties. Honestly, sounds like a great idea. - How can you tell if you've got one of Sony's DRM CD's of death? This site has a pretty good visual example.

November 12, 2005

Video Saturday...must be returned by tomorrow at noon

Video Saturday...must be returned by tomorrow at noon

I uploaded two videos a while back, but haven't posted them: - Jen beating up Gizmo - Somebody's cat who just discovered the fish tank. The Jen one I took while sitting on the couch....Gizmo is built like a little tank I swear, and loves to rough house. The other one I found in another forum and though was cute and worth mirroring. I modified a few metrics a couple of days ago, and you should see the change in my logs:
I started tracking people who were linked directly to my photo album, bypassing my main site all together. You know, it's mostly google image search traffic. But the amount is amazing...seriously amazing....

November 11, 2005

You get the ankles and I'll get the wrists

Anybody here ever watch the Oblongs? It was this very funny animated show on Cartoon Network's Adult Swim a couple of years ago. It was a pretty good concept of a show that seemed like it had promise (aka, could have been done better). The biggest kick to me was that will ferrel did one of the voices...took me a while to catch why I knew his voice (from SNL obviously). I've placed it lovingly next to me ATHF box set and have high hopes of getting her drunk enough to watch it soon :) Moving on... Let's talk about the whole Sony DRM CD craptacular that's been going on. We both just realized that we have 3 of those damn things in the house, but none of our computers were affected because we have autorun disabled. So thank god for that, but I ran across probably what is the best, simple explanation of this whole mess in a thread on Fark: Sony's DRM mechanism uses what's called a "rootkit". It modifies the underlying functions of the operating system to make itself completely invisible. Can't "find files", doesn't show up in process list, etc. Even third party applications can't see it because they all rely on the operating system's basic functions to do the searching - and the rootkit has modified those functions. Sony's is particularly bad because the method it uses can easily corrupt the operating system and cause loss of data. For inexperienced computer users, that means it can turn your PC into a paperweight. Since Sony's DRM simply hides any files that are named $sys$*, and is next to impossible to remove, people are starting to use it to hide viruses and the like. Imagine a computer virus that is, by definition, impossible* to detect. That's scary.
=Smidge=
I think that pretty much sum's it up. Of course the person who discovered all this is still keeping tabs on the whole situation: For those readers that are coming up to speed with the story, here’s a summary of important developments so far: The DRM software Sony has been shipping on many CDs since April is cloaked with rootkit technology: - Sony denies that the rootkit poses a security or reliability threat despite the obvious risks of both
- Sony claims that users don’t care about rootkits because they don’t know what a rootkit is
- The installation provides no way to safely uninstall the software
- Without obtaining consent from the user Sony’s player informs Sony every time it plays a “protected” CD

NES Quiz Answers

If you are looking for the answers to the NES quiz link I posted a few days ago, here's the thread:
http://www.hardforum.com/showthread.php?t=974439 Which, incidently, is where I found the link as well :)

November 07, 2005

And the winds kicks in again

I've decided that in the course of my life, I should share the wisdom experience has given me. So I introduce a new section of dennisjudd.com "Thing's I've learned recently"
Thing's I've learned recently:
- Eating an inch thick chunk of Colby jack will result in explosive diarrhea in about 5 hours.
- Eating Onion strings at Cheeseburger in Paradise is a heavenly treat, worthy of enjoying. Farting later that night at 2am, in an enclosed room, will not only wake up people around you, but also...while it might smell vaguely the same...is not quite as enjoyable.
- The movie The Cat in the Hat was NOT written for kids.
- I like gravy, but only vegetarian gravy. Also I like pepper and salt in it. I truly suspect the apocalypse is coming soon, btw. There you have it, everything I've learned this weekend worthy of noting. And now for the whores...er, I mean and now for the links. - cute (kyūt)
adj., cut·er, cut·est.
1. Delightfully pretty or dainty.
2. Obviously contrived to charm; precious: “[He] mugs so ferociously he kills the humor—it's an insufferably cute performance” (David Ansen).
3. Shrewd; clever.
- Think you know your NES games from the 80's? Take this cool test. - 10 ways the Xbox is like the Sega Dreamcast. Of course they forgot to mention that sega wasn't owned by a person who could wipe his ass with hundred dollar bills and never even notice the dip in his checking account.
- He-Man sings 4 non-blonds. Really, do I have to actually comment on it. Read the title of the link...do you need more? Watch all the way to the end, oh...and I apologize for you having that song in your head the rest of the day.

November 05, 2005

noah's ark

Jen and I were running some errands today, and while in the car the topic of relatives pets came up. We both agree that if anything happened to a close relative that we'd have to take in their pets as well, simply because of what type of people we are. So basically if all of her family dies in a fiery crash, we'd have to take in 5 cats and 1 dog. And if my family all passed away, we'd have to take in 1 cat and 1 dog. So basically, if everyone we know dies we'd have a total of 11 cats, 2 dogs, and a mouse. At that point I think we'd be qualified as a humane shelter. I also bet that if there was only one small two foot by two foot square of carpeting in the whole house, every animal would find a way to puke on it. :(

November 04, 2005

tagboard removed

took it off the page....spamming bastards were putting links in that were trying to install activeX crapware. not that many people used it anyways...

we all shine

So I finished Xenosaga II: Jenseits von Gut und Bose. God what a monumental disappointment. WTF was I able to play through 75% of the freaking game without being forced to learn Psycho Pocket (steal)! What drooling fucking moron's decision was it to not make the skill necessary to get the best attacks fucking mandatory! I feel like I just wasted a bunch of my time. Stupid zone targeting system, double attacks that are counter intuitive (never used them once), and a skill upgrade system that is just laughable. Really, I'm pissed because all they had to do was make it like Xenosaga I. And don't even get me started on Xenogears...that game was a masterpiece...calling crap like this related to it is just an insult. blarg...get myself all worked up...just trying to find motivation to play the extra secret dungeons now (oooh...wow thanks so much for that bullshit...because I want to play more after I beat the game...heaven forbid you make everything available (GS campaigns) before I beat it). - Stupid. Short movie showing somebody jumping a bike off a cliff, down a mountain. Aforementioned cliff is about 200 feet in the air btw. - "More than 80 million Americans suffer from some type of Homosexuality, and one in eight persons need treatment for Homosexuality during his or her lifetime." Anti-gay pills. Has to be a joke... - Being a judge at the local chili cook off was a lot of fun, but the real problems came the next day. - New XBOX 360 Ad features jump roping. Um...yeah, I see the connection...sure.

November 01, 2005

90 second rice = not good

I am not a cooker. I do not excell, nor have I ever, at the culinary arts. What I do well is fix things, and make money. This allows me to pay others to either cook for me, or purchase prepared meals for heating and consuming. Also I don't like to eat breakfast/lunch. So the logical solution is quick, easy meals such as canned ravioli, instant ramen, dinty moore, etc. You know, the typical lazy fat american stereotype (excluding the mcdonald's). So when I saw the latest and greatest from Rice-a-Roni and Uncle Ben's I was happy. Yay, I thought, another option for lunch. Little did I suspect that these new items were really part of a government conspiricy to dispose of large amounts of crap upon the unsuspecting public. They are really, really bad. Don't buy them...either of them....I mean, really they are the same damn thing. Go ahead and take a look at them next time your at Aldi. The bag, the horrible chemical aftertaste of my soul crying in pain, everything looks identical. It's like having two choices that are exactly the same. Either way, I've taken the liberty of reworking the advertising some a bit for both brands, to more accuratly reflect the true flavors that come through. Really, honestly....I wouldn't eat this shit if it was free. I'd eat MRE's over this any day of the week. Seems I'm not the only person out there thinking this.