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June 29, 2005

tales of symphonia

I forgot to mention that Jen and I beat this a few days ago. Roughtly 60 hours of gameplay, which is not to bad considering we didn't have to use a cheat guide at all to play the game. Probably one of the best RPG's I've played, and I've played a lot of them for years now. Some contrite concepts in there and it does get a little hokey at times, but hands down 100% quality stuff here with ideals that are deeper than your standard bubblegum "nobody dies" crap they put out. Which brings me to another point, it seems that more and more games are being made complex simply to be complex. Take FFX-2 for example, I had to literally follow a guide specifically the entire way just to get the full experience, otherwise I missed almost 90% of the game because I was bypassing options I didn't know I had. Sure every game has hidden bonus's, but they are supposed to be bonus's, not crucial parts of the story line. Kind of like how the whole GTA thing is just getting to damn huge. GTA:SA was just way to large honestly...there was no benefit in learning the town or area beyond a few shortcuts. It had a lot of flash and pomp, but no real depth. Lot's of games are like that....they rely to heavily on puzzles and tricks that almost can't be figured out by normal people without use of "guides". We didn't have to use a guide to play Tales of Syphonia, the path's were clear usually. Zelda: The wind waker wasn't like that....damn hard to figure out. Taking a penny, and hiding it under a barrel in a town on the farthest reaches of the continent does not a game make.

June 28, 2005

pure energy

- Ever wanted to make a white girl in a bikini fall forever while hitting things? Your dreams have finally been made real. Interesting application of ragdoll physics...but anyone who's played HL2 has already seen this, and seen it done better. - When helping carry a stretcher, make sure you don't accidentally teabag the injured man. - Thinkgeek's ring thing. Bottle opener / ring....if only they offered this as wedding rings. :) Hella cool. Another cool article on it here. - Big gun's have a big kick. Keep that in mind when your shitting blood for the next week.

June 26, 2005

Solar Group Rural Locking Mailbox is poor quality

Less than a year ago, we decided to replace the leaning tower of crap we called a mailbox with a new box and post. After much deliberation we purchased a new Solar Group Rural Locking mailbox for roughtly $80 from Lowes Hardware store. There were a lot of reasons we decided on this:
- Metal mailboxes don't crack in cold
- I wanted a magnetic latch system that wouldn't wear away like plastic
- The larger size meant bigger packages could fit in it
- honestly, I just liked the style When we got it home I immediatly remove the concealed locking access door, since it wasn't a feature we cared out, plus it made the inside huge. When I drilled out the 3 rivets holding it in place to a plastic frame I noticed that the piano style hinge was rusty as all hell. Figuring that this was the only part of the box that was rusty (no other rust was evident and it was powder coated after all) we just chaulked it up to poor storage. I sent an email to Lowes via their website, after all I hadn't spent $80 bucks to buy pre-rusted mailbox..had I? Their response was to talk to a general manager, who when I called was basically "yeah....and what do you want me to do?" Way to to Lowes....I call you to give you a heads up because I thought you might want to know your selling rusty crap and that's all I get?....nice. So whatever, I figured thank god we took that rusty door off and saved ourselves....little did I know what was going to happen. May of 2005 I noticed rust starting to form on multiple spots on the box. Corners, flat parts, no real rhyme or reason. Not even spots where water might have possibly pooled...just all over. Kind of like hives. This is where the story really starts. I drilled out the rivets holding the main door's piano hinge to the chassis and found that basically this mailbox was eating itself alive:
I was shocked honestly....I really thought that by paying more for a mailbox I would have gotten better quality than this. I mean the thing was rusting to high holy hell and the power coating was bubbling off the front of the door in the upper right corner! This was quality? So I figured what the hell and I called the Solar Group's customer support line. Afte speaking with "Naomi" was asked to send some pictures via email of the rust. The result? Basically they told me to go pound sand because I had drilled out the rivets to expose the rust. SOMEHOW BY DRILLING OUT THE RIVETS I MAGICALLY CAUSED RUST TO FORM ALL OVER THE MAILBOX. So me and my magical rust abilities were pissed. No freaking way was I going to let them get away with this crap. So I did the next logical step. I decided to strip down all the paint to metal, reprime and repaint it myself. Along the way I discovered a few things about how hard power coat is to remove, and about how bad the rust really was. Mental note: depending on the thickness of the metal...if you have a choice use chemical automotive/marine paint thinner as opposed to trying to blowtorch off the powder coat. Otherwise you'll warp the metal easliy. Below are pics of about two weeks of my life of non stop working on this (Jen was out of time). I think I probably lost enough brain cells to the chemical solvent that now I am actually qualified to work for the Solar Group powder coating dept: The entire damn with was covered with MAGICAL RUST....I mean jesus christ this thing wasn't even close to being powder coated correctly...I have no idea how in the hell somebody could even sell something like this. Why not just take 5 extra seconds to do your job right, or heaven forbid use aluminum???!!! The end result of a solid week of blowtorching, chemical paint remove, wire brusting and scraping my little black heart out: Primed with Rust-oleum Rusty Metal Primer and painted with Rust-oleum Textured Black (which I don't recommend...doesn't come out quite right...at least not for me. Took two can's of each to finish the damn thing....of course I had to paint the plastic bits as well to match. I put it all back together AFTER PAINTING EVERYTHING using generic stainless steel pop rivets available at any hardware store: That's about it....I put one more coat on the hinges and pop rivets that you don't see to seal them up. All told my $80 dollar mailbox cost me:
1 pair of work gloves $9
1 can of paint thinner $7
2 wire brushes (drill) $8
1 asst hand brushes $2
4 can's of rustoleum paint $12
2 packages of pop rivets $6 Not facturing in my time, or tax that means that this mailbox cost at least $124 dollars. Honestly, based on this whole debacle, I recommend you go out and buy twelve $10 dollar plastic cheapo mailboxes and just replace them yearly. Regardless avoid this mailbox by all costs.

June 23, 2005

Movie theaters and loan papers

It really seems as if we are going to have a great summer full of original movies this year: The Honeymooners
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
Bewitched
The Longest Yard
Herbie
War of the Worlds
Dukes of Hazard And i'm not sure who sold their soul to the devil for this one, but apparently Miami Vice is a'commin in 2006
With a whole slew of negatives leaning against them, it's nice to see that the tope movie execs have just started taking xanax, as proven by this quote from a yahoo ap article:
"It's more fun to watch a funny movie in a crowded, uproariously laughing audience than it is watching it at home yourself, and given the right physical experience, people will leave their homes and enjoy (movies) in theaters," says Art Levitt, CEO of online ticket retailer Fandango.com. This is the type of vapid idiocy that is helping lead the decline of the movie theater. Perhaps there are other reasons why people don't want to go to see movies, such as: - noisy kids
- poor seating
- cell phones and rude people
- high prices for tickets and condiments
- rehashed crap stories and remakes of things that weren't funny the first time.
- no beer
- movies's straight to dvd w/ 4 months with extra features
- 20 minutes commercials....i mean com'n wtf mate?
- cheaper home theater setups, bigger tv's better sound etc. Perhaps if they weren't paying the stars $40 million dollars (tom cruise, WotW) then perhaps they could drop the prices just a little freakin' bit.

June 21, 2005

dynamic acl's via ldap ROCK THE MUTHA FARKING HOUSE!!!!

Everytime I clean out ralphie's cage she get's a little hyper... Links? Why yes if you dont mind: - Cool video submitted by Nick. Pete Miser, Scent of a robot. I'm a robot programmed not to know I'm a robot. Interesting concept, pretty good video. I guess you could say he has a "ghost" - Enjoy swings at the amusement park? Enjoy gravity? Enjoy flipping? Finally a ride that gives you everything you want! - Did you know. The Declaration of Independence was written on hemp paper. - Interview with Billy West @ the onion. You might know him as Stimpy or Fry from futurama. - Solar Death Ray. Anyone want a pop tart?

June 20, 2005

fark approval!

Three cool things happened yesterday: 1. Ran across brut shaving foam while shopping...haven't seen this stuff in like 5 years easy. Love this stuff for some reason...proof again that it's the simple things. 2. Jen brought home the MIA cd, you know the one with Galang on it, it's really not honestly to bad. It even has a remix of the Sanford and son theme (U.R.A.Q.T) that's pretty funny. 3. I got a post greenlighted on Fark.com for the first time. So that's a 1:16 ratio....sad I know...i swear i've given them gold and they've just turned it down...

June 18, 2005

must be off now

Why am I awake this early on a saturday....*sigh* Cute pictures of moxie captured last night wallowing in her own fat:
Now i must go help the less fortunate or some crap like that....

June 16, 2005

New Patio Set

Long story short, we purchased a patio set from Costco last Saturday (thanks to the Haucks and Ellen for letting us use their truck). Patio set: $799.00....but at least it's not a glass top...god I hate those. Sure the ones at Sears are cheaper in price, but the quality really wasn't impressive and also they were out of stock of most of what we wanted to look at. The Umbrella was another $150 at Home Depot. Thank god for 10% off coupons. I guess the new thing is to have rectangular umbrellas instead of the old round ones....which is kinda cool because it fits the table better. One step closer to the BBQ...

June 15, 2005

lots of work to do today....do you care?

I have a lot of work to do today, so this will pretty much be a link posting... - Gravity vs. BMX biker. Gravity wins and also get's a free pair of shoes out of the deal. Here's a tip, if your not smart enough to tie your shoes on tight, or wear knee/elbow pads...don't try jumping down 4 sets of concrete stairs. - Bad: Getting arrested for DUI. Badder: Getting arrested while working as an Ice Cream Man because you littered. Worse: Also having the police discover your a sex offender, drinking, while selling icecream. Best quote of the year goes to the lady who turned him in for littering on her lawn "I said, `It's a good thing I'm anal,'" she said. "I told all the kids that I saved them all from the bad guy." - Scary kid with a stick (bo). If this little psycho had been in karate kid that crane shit woulda never worked. Seriously....really freaky. Not even the stick...it's the screams.
"YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
- Like to play Domino's? Also like to play Half Life 2? Then today is your day. The ending is the best part. - Being married to Darth Vader is not easy. Probaly pissed he found her in bed with the creepy burger king.

June 14, 2005

older

Well I went to the dealer today to have them "inspect" my car to confirm my claims. The good news is that they agree that I need the same parts I think I need and are ordering them. The bad news is I still end up getting screwed in the sense that I have to drive out there again to have them install them...and honestly it's getting really freakin' annoying to have to sacrifice my time and energy because their employees can't manage to do a simple job right two times in a row. Also, as an added bonus, now the plastic's so fatigued that it's hanging down and scraping the road as I drive and hit bumps. So pretty much the only way to make my car drivable is for me to put it back up on the ramps and take the whole damn thing off. Just more work for me to do, thanks to the dealership....who still come out ahead because ain't nobody gonna be able to replace my lost time.

June 13, 2005

*sigh*

Well I got tired of waiting for an email reply from Honda so I called and spoke to a supervisor. He seemed nice enough, but the down side is that I obviously have to bring the car back out there for them to check it out visually to confirm the problem, and then i'll end up having to bring it out again for them to fix.....that's at the very least two more hours (probably more) because they tech couldn't do an oil change right and mangled my car. I'm not trying to be rude here, but this is a huge PITA. In other news.....I got a new office chair last week, thanks to Jen putting her foot down and making me get it. I've previously mentioned I wanted it.

I think it passes the Chloe test....little bastard....

June 12, 2005

More Honda problems

Last November I wrote an entry regarding the problems I had with my Honda Insight. Specifically when I went to do my first oil change I noticed that 8 screws were missing from the underneath of my car. I wrote to the dealership I purchased the car from, and up until that time had been the only place to work on the car, and the end result was they said they were sorry and mailed me a free certificate for an oil change. I knew better.....but didn't listen to myself. So May 4, 2005, like a good little consumer, I brought my car in for it's 30k checkup. Since it was going to be there for the maintenance I decided to use my free oil change. Previously, I has seriously considered asking them if they'd just give me the oil and filter....but decided that since I was obviously using something that was generated by a manager complaint I thought perhaps they might actually make sure not to fuck it up. I was clearly wrong. Flash forward to yesterday, roughly a month and 1/2 has passed since the work was done. Jen and I are in the car driving out to look at patio sets and we notice a rattling coming from the front of the car. So i pull over and we start looing around the car. That's when the fun begins. Looking in the front passenger side I notice a screw is halfway undone, and figure no big deal....probably just worked loose...I can just tighten it up. Then I look over and see the center is sagging like no tomorrow. No way I can drive it like this rattling all around and falling apart....so we take it back home and switch cars. Today I was finally able to get underneath it and tally the problems. I found 3 issues, that i've labeled on this picture I took previously of the undercarriage skirt (warning...big picture):
Problem 1 (number on picture above): The screw that connects the platic so the aluminum bar is only 1/2 in, and the backing is just simply spinning around. It's not tight to the body and subjective to shimmying around.
Problem 2: The screw that connects the passenger side metal skirt to the black plastic wheel boot is only halfway in....of course this is only because whatever moron put this in probably used a power tool and managed completely sheer off the plastic and J-clip as shown in these pictures.


That basically means that entire black plastic part in the second picture above has to be replaced because there's simply nothing left to connect a new J-clip to. Problem 3: The screw that connects the metal and plastic center parts of the underskirt was also sheered/spun out. Probably again by use of powertools by an inexperienced person of low intelligence.
Here's a farther away picture:
The end result of this free oil change? At a minimum both black pieces of plastic and the rear aluminum bar need to be replaced with new parts, as does the front passenger black plastic piece that was sheared out. All because I was stupid enough to take it back for another oil change. I really thought that seeing that free oil change card would indicate to them that "hey, perhaps this guy got this card because of a previous problem". Lord knows how much this will cost to repair....I certainly can't drive it like this rattling around. I'm hoping the dealer will give me the replacement parts and some extra 10mm flange bolts and J-clips and I'll just fix it myself....I basically paid them 363.07 to break my car....sooooo frustrating. update: oh yeah, i forgot...they also lowered my air pressure from 38/35 (honda recommended) to 32psi on all 4 tires....even put it on the freakin' invoice like they were proud of it.

June 11, 2005

another busy day

Since today will be chock full of ball busting labor again, i'm posting just a little early: - Toilet train your cat with citikitty. God I wish I could believe this would work for us....
- Watch out for potholes in bad weather. Also don't try to start your car when it's underwater. Just some general advice there...
- I think I've posted this before, but it's to good not to again. The Zombie Survival Guide. Do you have your zombie plan ready?
- Parasites that live in cats can alter their owners personality's by infecting them. That would explain why I threw my neck out trying to lick myself...
- And to complete the trifecta cat theme, this picture shows who's looses when it's cat vs. dog.

June 10, 2005

giordano's pizza isn't to bad

So last night I was eating pizza at Giordano's downtown and I have to say it's not to bad. If you go I recommend getting Canadian Bacon (ham) as a topping. It's pretty good, but the thing that really impressed me was when I asked for a Guinness, they brought me a Guinness Extra Stout....not Guinness Draught...EXTRA STOUT! One of my favorite beers....that was actually pretty damn cool :) Been doing a lot of radius debugging for a special customer case, so I figured I'd review some stuff and share with everyone else (most of you probably don't care...)
PADI
PADO
PADR
PADS
LCP mxu, Magic #, etc
IPCP ipaddy, DNS, etc
Auth Interesting thing in the confnak is the field nbns-primary...turns out that's a netbios name server...never seen that before, but then again i'm not really experience with caymen 3346's
Fun eh? Gotta love PPPoE and hex radius accounting records, almost as much fun as watching little kids beg outside train stations. Bummy little children and their pimping parents. What a wonderful sense of worth that must instill in them. And the worst part is they haven't developled socially to the point where the understand that ignoring them does not mean I want them to run up to me like chickens with their heads cut off. In polite society ignoring you means I don't want anything to do with you. how the f**k did O-Town get into my winamp playlist??? Dammit Jen.... I had a discussion with Jen about how if we got married our wedding is allowed no dancing. Here's the reason:
- How to dance like a white guy. It's like every bad dream I've ever had rolled up into a windows media file.

June 09, 2005

i hate street urchins....

Not much today, on the road: - Pretty cool computer case here...literally, it's made of 8cm fans... Of course it's not the first to do that... - Pretty cool website there that uses your computer monitor to take a picture.

June 08, 2005

Fun weekend projects

So....Jen's been all about getting a garden going since we moved in here, but the landscape and tree shade doesn't really lend itself to doing this. So we decided (i.e. she decided) to try container gardening. We picked up some cheap plastic one's, but at the advice of a neighbor of ours we decided to try to build some nice cedar wood ones to match the deck. To be honest it was pathetically easy to do.... So we swung by the local hardware store, and picked up two 6'x10" cedar boards for about $9 bucks each. I already had a box of 3" long deck screws at home, and we decided to use them rather than depend on nails. Now the only real trick with using screws is that the best thing to do is to drill pilot holes for all of them. The reason being is this....screws tend to compress the wood...which causes splitting, but nails tear through the wood fibers. So the solution is to drill pilot holes so your not compressing the wood fibers. Of course there are special screws you can buy...but a little time saves a little money. Anyways here's a few pictures of the building process:
We decided that width was more important that height, so we attached the two boards to the ends of the bottom. Then we simply cut some end pieces out of the remainder of wood left from the 2nd piece. I ended up using 5 screws each on these pieces and only 3 on the larger ones. Then using the scrap that was left we made some cheap and quick legs for it. > And there ya have it, took about an hour or so and cost less than 20 bucks.

sweet sweet relief

So I finally was able to get Gallery 1.5 to work with php5..*phew*, but then appeard to have some issues with the "block-random.php" file...turns out the php include statement needs a global reference rather than a local directory one. So basically, i'm back to where I was earlier :) As long as everythings working...plus the new gallery has some cool features like "drag and drop" file uploading...pretty cool actually!

June 06, 2005

yeah...so um...my photogallery is

yeah...so um...my photogallery is down for now...:( working on it....

June 05, 2005

so freakin' hot

Ugh, nothing like being sweaty all over to remind me why I like wintertime better. No lawns to mow, no bugs to swat and you get to crawl into bed and get all warm. Then again I could just be tired from inhaling paint fumes all week...I swear to god my IQ's probably dropped by 10 points after all this exposure.

kudo's to anyone who get's the reference... - A collection of some videos courtesy of Nick. I've seen some of them, but I think the condom one is probably the best one I've never seen
- The bait car project. Kind of reminds me of that anti theft commercial from Robocop 2, where the doors lock and the thief is electrocuted. Believe it or not, I built a prototype based of that idea for my car's alarm system....but never put it into production....damn laws :(
- Old man mistakes wrong door for bathroom...on an airplane.
- According to some studies, Some star wars fan's have sex. Surely the cure for cancer can't be far behind!

so freakin' hot

June 03, 2005

free donut day

personally I don't care, but if you like them then have fun with it...

June 01, 2005

little fish, big fish swimming in the water

Is it a bad sign when it's 3:30pm and you realize that you haven't brushed your teeth yet today? Insert cheap british joke here.... - I will NOT go to jail! Court room chaos video...really kind of crazy, but pretty much it looks like nobody got hurt seriously.
- Modesty is its own reward. Guy falls off bike mere feet from finish line because he's cocky.
- Das Keyboard. For der deutch uber geek in all of us. Barren, void and black...like your shriveled heart.
- If you sacrifice a virgin to Vin Diesel, the next morning you will find tickets to a The Who concert on your doorstep. If you do not have a doorstep, then beware! He will come for you on the next full moon. This and other facts about Vin Diesel you did not know.
- Beware snow plows when standing by the roadside.
- Stupid cat vs. daschund vs. solid wall. Here's a hint....the wall wins.
- Very shocking. Car runs over pedestrian when he can't push the car in front of him out of the way. Crazy eyes.....
- Email: The cartoon. Probably the funniest, most original thing I've seen in a long while. AWESOME!