I don't want to be that guy. You know that guy who's always complaining about the stupidest stuff and pissing off people, but I honestly just can't bare it anymore. Our fucking neighbors are rude bastardages. For the last fucking week, their son's piece of shit beater car has been parked in the exact center of the front of our house. Every time I look out my window I am greeted with the sight of 2000lbs of metal slowly returning to the earth in front of our house. Wtf mate? Why in god's name are they parking in front of our house and not their own? They don't even use their garage for their cars! They hang out in it like it's a freakin' clubhouse. It's slowly driving me nut's! The front of their house is completely empty! 100% free of any type of vehicle at all. There's nothing there at all except some bird shit and a pine cone.....so why the fuck park in front our our house???? I DON'T UNDERSTAND!!! I swear I'm not crazy. Neighbor 1 is always parking in front of our house..even on garbage day. And on the few random days that I do manage to park in front of my own fucking house, his father parks their fucking saturn there like 1 freakin' inch from my bumper....ARGH! And then, like every other weekend, neighbor 2 has somebody vising that parks on the other side of our driveway....like literally right up to our driveway. PARK IN FRONT OF THE HOUSE YOU ARE VISITING!! WHY IS THAT SO FUCKING HARD TO UNDERSTAND????!!!!! jesus, it drives me crazy. The sad thing is neighbor 1 are really nice people, they've even helped me a few times...I just don't understand why I have to explain this to them. It seems to me as a basic concept...like wiping your ass after shitting....i didn't have to explain that to them did i? then why this? There's only two solutions to this:
1. Start parking our cars in front of their houses. Let's see how much they like it after the first week.
2. Park both cars and bikes out there in front to block it all from everyone...thereby effectively pissing all over it like an animal.