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October 31, 2004

Happy Halloween

Happy Halloween
- Impressive car commercial, although the sounds a bit low to hear the announcer. Courtesy of Tim. - Fun flash game from Coor's Light. Can you count the beer bottles?

Happy Halloween

October 29, 2004

happy halloween fun

So yesterday Jen and I carved my first pumpkin. We had talked about doing this previously, but probably would have done it with a little one from Woodman's or Dominick's. The ironic thing was that about two weeks ago I got a letter from the Real Estate office we purchased the house thru offering coupons to a local pumkin farm (real fancy place, imho). An email to there excellant staff was all that was required to get them in the mail to us (thanks!). So here are the results of the first pumpkin I have ever carved in my life...special thanks to Jen for helping with the "gutting".....nasty.... Pictures? Why yes, I just happen to have some:
And the end result:
Once again, thanks to Ellen, The Hauck's, and Jen for the pumpkin starter kit she bought me :) The interesting thing is that Dremel makes a pumpkin carving tool (waste of money imho) but the cool thing is they offer downloadable templates on their website so you don't have to make your own.

October 28, 2004

web site's not broken

had to take down the comment feature temporarily because of low life scum sucking bastard spammers. - update 10/29/04 all fixed....hope the bastards rot in hell....

World Series


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Equals
I LOVE THE RED SOX! Let the new dynasty begin! JEN

October 27, 2004

life is short, your capable

Over the years this site has been a blessing and a curse. It allows me to share my thoughts, things I find funny, and even perhaps work out some issues by having a sounding board.
It's also raised it's own share of problems, and theres been more than one time where I felt like just packing it up, burning it to CD and wiping this clean. That being said, while I've taken reasonable steps to safeguard my specificts (address, phone #, favorite spice girl) I have not had the level of problems these people have: - Diary of a grounded flight attendant. She get's "suspended" over online journal....basically this is what they do until you quit.
- Secret service visits over comments made about the president. As the world continues to become smaller and smaller, and the proliferation of high speed internet and cheap hosting continues how long until every company has blog policies regarding personal comment's and thoughts.
For now it only seems that little brother is watching, how long until everything is reviewed. No more criminal background checks, imagine a future of google checks where your thoughts are held against you. It's a brave new world.

October 26, 2004

wore down like a road

Don't drink and use digital camera's...

Well we beat Doom 3 a few nights ago, and I'm already bored out of my mind waiting for a new first person shooter.
A lot of people rip on it because it's dark and other stuff, but that was the point. Honestly, most people who didn't like it either have bad taste or are whiney little bitches. - Somebody keeps stealing my letters. :(
- Hypo-allergenic cats. They'd still kill you if they were just alittle bit bigger.
- Holy crap, work for apple, get paid to take pictures with stars. Seriously, really freaking cool...but man...whats with celebrities and "simple" computers.
- Three women drown when Jeep goes offroad....into a lake. Police seeking this man for questioning:

- Are you man enough to handle the CATTLE PROD!!!! Only the manliest men of men can wield its awesome might as shown by the pictures. 10% if you like gymnasiums timmy.
- Rubber ducky of death. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go figure out what frozen dinner to defrost.

October 25, 2004

America NSFW

Normally, I would never post a link like this. Contains vulgarity, nudity, and crude humor, but if you think you can handle it, it's the funniest thing I've seen in a long time. America, FUCK YEAH! Sung by trey parker / Team America World Police soundtrack. And when you done with that watch this link comparing Milli Vanilli and Ashlee Simpson....then you can buy this shirt and the world will be complete.

October 24, 2004

yay redsox...so far

Ok, good morning. Me and Jen spend yesterday helping my nephew move into his new house, and I'm happy to report I'm a little sore which means I actually did some work...now I don't have to go to the gym :) Also, the Red Sox won during a close game, despite some major f ups, which is cool. Also, I find this morning, Ashlee Simpson fubar'd her SNL apperance last night. For all interested let me save you 10 minutes of your life you'll never get back if you watch the video.
1. Jude Law introduces her right before the end of the show
2. Camera starts to pan down
3. Singing suddenly starts coming out of nowhere, apparently it was lipsynced and the wrong track was played.
4. She does a little jig and walks off the stage leaving the band with a universal wtf look
5. At the end of SNL, she blames the band for playing the wrong song. There you go...now we can all go back to not caring. Instead let's talk about something of relevance...LINKS!
- Oldie but goodie, the crimson room
- Never piss of a guy who owns a F-250 when you divorce him.
- Remember that pic I put up of the pregnant lady smoking while complaining about jackhammer noise being bad for the baby? Turns out it was real.
- Almost time for the lilipution motor cross championship.
- Just more proof that electrical engineers need to get laid more.
- Old by now, been /.'d but here it is anyways. TV-b-gone. Instantly disintegrates any TV within a 300 foot radius....or turns them off, one of the two I'm not sure.
- The haunted painting...oooh scary...actually, it is a little freaky.
- Holy crap! Look at the pipes on that engine.

October 23, 2004

I came back as a bag of groceries...

Meet Ralph

Ralph, everyone in the entire world who reads this. Everyone in the entire world who reads this, Ralph. Now that we have that out of the way let me tell you why I just introduced you to a mouse. He's now living with us. Now, I realize it's already to late to avoid the "what the fuck was dennis thinking" train of thought, so I'll just do my best to explain why it is we now have a mouse. Yesterday, I walked out the front door to get the mail. It was about 4:30pm and a plesant 60 degrees or so out. Almost immediatly, I noticed a small creature on it's side lying on the concrete walkway leading to our door. Just laying there motionless as I walked up and hunched down to it. As I sat there croutched thinking to myself how sad the "circle of life" (yes Jen I stole that from you) was I saw it's tiny little body move as he took a breath. Seeing this garnered a "oh crap" expression and the rest is history.
I ran inside the house, got my work gloves, an old big gladware container and a paper towel. I then went out side, picked up the mouse and put him in it and took him inside, turning up the heat while I was at it. As I sat there watching him he was only breathing in short bursts every 30 seconds, and of course I wondered what the heck I was doing. Needless to say I pretty much expected him to die before Jen even got home from work. I even tried to hold him and help him drink to no avail.
So I put him in the bathroom, after drilling some holes in the gladware container so he could breath, and tried to leave him alone to see what happened (plus I had to do the dishes before Jen got home). So long story short, Jen got home, he was standing on his own (a little shakey) and then a few hours after that he was eating, zipping around, and pooping....a lot.... Now, today I spent 50 dollars at Petsmart, bought him a home, food, a little wheel, and even bed fluff. I can't just let him go because if I do I know he'll die. God i'm a sucker.

cookies

And a special thanks to Tobi for our dessert of chocolate chip cookies :)

October 21, 2004

It's easy to spend money at Kohl's

So I got my new radio yesterday afternoon from HypAudio, it's a JVC KD-SH9700. It's the same model that Jen has in her car, so when we change cars there's no learning curve, plus for the price it's a steal. Front, rear, and sub outputs with MP3 capabilities and you can make silly little screensavers for it :) Anyways, so I put it in yesterday and thought I'd take the time to teach a few of you the art of installing car electronics. I have honed, and perfected this skill over years and years of work, both private and professional. I can't tell you how many times i've seen crap jobs done by "professional" installers regardless of place of employment. So I'm here to give you the tips to make you one of the best....like I am....did I mention humble to? :P 1. Electrical tape. Never use it. No matter what you think or believe electrical tape will never stick for long. give it maybe a year and it'll unspool. Unless you put so much of it on it's not funny, or use a wiretie on it afterwards. Eventually i will come off, and in a worse case scenario spark against ground and blow fuses randomly. Of course if your tapping into a larger gauge feed, you'll have no choice but to use it.
2. Solder. You don't need it unless your dealing with 12awg wire or bigger. It's just one more chance to burn your fingers, or worse put a lovely hole in the carpeting.
3. Crimp on butt connectors suck in general, but if you must use them make sure it's at least 16 gauge and you give it a good twist first. Never put wire in there straight. Basically never use them, follow the instructions in step 5.
4. Low voltage taps also suck.
5. Heat shrink tubing. Is your friend. Basically with this, a heater, a good pair of wire cutters and a diagram you should be able to do just about anything. Let me show you:

See that? It's nothing but heat shrink tubing, no solder or anything. Nice, small footprint, almost like there's nothing there at all.
6. Never cut a wire you don't need. Wait....let me repeat that.....NEVER CUT A WIRE YOU THINK YOU DON"T NEED. This will always, always come back to bite you some day in the ass. Don't have a power antenna, don't have an amp to use the remote wire.....don't cut them off, at least not right at the wiring harness. Always leave a few inches (6 at least) and just use some heat shrink tubing to fold it back on itself. That way it won't spark out, and you won't be cursing yourself down the road when you deside to add that amplifier. If you have more than one wire, use tiny zip ties if you want.
That's pretty much all of it. Of course the way I get the wires to stay without solder involves a method of twisting them around themselves so the tighter you pull the wire the better the connection get's, and the heat shrink tubing just locks it all in place. So the finished harness should look like this:
After all that work, now it's time to install:
Before:

After:
now if you'll excuse me I need to tweak the settings for the amp.....

October 20, 2004

yay redsox

Jen was so happy she hit me....
yay baseball!

GO RED SOX!

October 19, 2004

the only way out is through

When your body wash is called the same thing as your yogurt, something is really wrong with society. Today is email day:
Hey man, Howz it goin? The other day I was outside the back of my dad’s house and I saw this truck sittin there parked next to a bar. My little brother said he knows the guy and this truck is a daily driver….unbelievable. Anyhow here’s some pics. I took them with my camera phone so they’re not the best quality but still viewable.
Later Nick

wow. I am never going to say my car is a pigsty every again... Here are some great flash movies I ran across today. I hope he makes more, Bitey's cool even if he drinks pee.
- Nightshift: A true story
- Prowlies at the River Amazing flash animation
- Bitey of Brackenwood Amazing flash animation here too. And last but not least from Jen, the Smith and Wesson Gun Cam. Make sure if you see it doing anything dangerous to submit email immediatly.

October 17, 2004

yesterday was busy

I was very busy yesterday, which is why I didn't post. First, things are starting to get very busy at the food bank, plus one of the other volunteer supervisors didn't show so I had to cover both projects for them. The bright side is I got to use the "walkie-ridey" which is pretty cool cause you just get to stand on it, but it's a bitch to do precision work with. One of these days I'll get my forklift certificatin and then you can all be very very afraid :)
So, everyone's gettin the "chrismas guilties" and starting to volunteer. In two weeks we'll be doing the holiday meal boxes for thanksgiving and it'll be a huge production of madness (lot of people show up). Thankfully Jen's schedule is clear so hopefully she'll be there to help lead a group as well. Also, thanks to a very good, but amazingly cavalier friend we were able to get the new trim work for the familyroom/kitchen/etc area yesterday from Lowes.
Check this, we've been waiting for over a month to pickup 12 pieces of 8' long millwork, but every time we stop by they say they don't have any and will place an order with the maker. Flash forward a month and no millwork. Needless to say we were not happy, especially since our 10% off coupon was going to expire soon, so they offered to give us the 12' boards for the price of the 8' ones. Which was a sweet freakin' deal. 8' is hard enough, but how in the hell were we going to fit 12' in Jen's escort? Thankfully, Tim has a very large, older, truck that he was willing to use to help us get the wood home. Apparently he doesn't actually believe in tieing the wood down at all, but we made it home with no casualties execept my nerves. :) Then we went to Woodfield...god I remember now why I hate to shop. That place is just full of the craziest people god ever created after binge drinking. Plus the fashion world has gone crazy. This is why I stick with blue jeans...they never go out of fashion and generally are cheap. Of course the funniest part of purchasing clothes now is that they are all ready discolored, dirtied and/or ripped. Excuse me? I'm buying new jeans to REPLACE my dirty, ripped ones at home. I don't need them pre trashed for me thank you, I do quite a fine job on my own of destroying them. Maybe I can get a job as the guy who destroys the jeans for them so they look trendy. Whats next? Fake calluses? I mean jesus christ, I don't need somebody to rip my jeans already for me. I rip them enough on my own. Hell, I usually end up duct taping them because I ripped them. Maybe that's the next big thing, pre-duct taped jeans.Maybe I could sell my old, nasty, dirty, duct taped jeans to celebrities.... On the shopping note, what sadistic motherfucker decided to only put one chair outside the woman's dressing room? I mean come on, they must know that there's gonna be a waiting line of guys fighting over who's the alpha male that get's to sit in the chair. Pretty soon I expect to be grunting and flinging my own feces. Somewhere there's an ex-nun watching all this on a closed circuit camera cackling to herself over this. Also, don't think that sitting in the chair means you've won. Oh no. It's no different than being dragged through the streets of an old colonial town as a witch and having stones and dead cats thrown at you. Now, sitting there in the little old rickety chair, you have to endure all the looks of other women heading in to try on clothes. And of course every looks pretty much says the same thing "oh my god, is he the crazy dressing room guy? How do I even know he has somebody in there he's waiting for? Maybe he just likes to sit infront of dressing rooms and sniff people as they walk past......freak!" On the plus side, sitting there on that chair is much easier since I have free space where my nuts used to be...

October 15, 2004

there really is nothing like good beef jerky

- 9/11 commission report is a finalist for the National Book Awards. What the fuck???? You have to be kidding me.....*shakes head*
- Speaking of 9/11. A court has halted the production of commemorative coins smelted from silver from ground zero. You can read my previous comment here.
- Are you being terrorized by Spoons? Protect yourself with SPOON GUARD!
- Some people have been complaining, and now want to BAN SPOON GUARD.
- A few people would say that some Linksys products are as useful as a bag of dirt. But few would envision this happening.
- What better way to celebrate Halloween than with an animatronic rapping grim reaper? Why it's almost like having Mase there in your house, although I doubt even the grim reaper would rap about "money comin' out my anus"
- Remember kitten break? Turns out there's a puppybreak.com...so for all you dog lovers...there ya go.

October 14, 2004

Insight shoebox subwoofer installation

So I've already replaced the door speakers, radio and added rear speakers. Now for the final phase. So last sunday I finally got around to installing the subwoofer I had ordered for my Honda Insight. Specifically it's called the John Wayland Shoebox subwoofer. Long story short, it's a custom subwoofer made by a guy for the Honda Insight. The entire thought behind the whole process is to add bass without subtracting space...a stealth mod if you will. There are 3 main parts. The subwoofer (with speaker), the amplifier, and the mounting bracket for the amplifier. Sounds easy enough right? Anyways back to the installation, the following is my account of how the installation went and the problems encountered. Due to the number of pictures and lenght of this article, you will have to click the continue below button to read more.... Alright, first thing's first. The project took me about 6 hours I'd say, or most of my Sunday. Keeping in mind I dragged my butt on this project to make sure I did everything right, plus I used the opportunity to clean out my car a bit first. My initial goal was to get everything together that I would need. Soldering gun, zip ties, heat shrink tubing, tools, wiring kit, split loom tubing, tools, etc... The only thing I had to buy that John Wayland couldn't provide was the power/audio wiring kit. I simply picked up a rockford fosgate one on the web that had everything except a 2nd set of RCA cables.
Thankfully I had just cleaned out the garage, so for the first time in my life I had pretty much all the room I could ever need.

So now that I had everything pretty much in the area ready, I did the first thing needed. I took the passenger seat out, and let me tell you. Those back bolt's are a nightmare to remove. The front bolts are no big deal, but the back ones use thread lock to secure them because they go thru the chassis and are exposed to the outdoors. I literally had to use all my strength to get them off and even wear gloves to I could put more pressure.

Once you've completed that little slice of heaven, the only thing left is to remove the seat belt using a 14mm socket. Nothing amazing about that. Next I moved on to the rear compartment, my goal being to remove all the necessary parts from the car before installing everything. So I removed the back carpeting and storage compartment to gain access to the plate that needed to be removed. Once there I removed 3 plastic fasteners (they look like phillips, but really aren't...but if your lucky, a precision phillips head will remove them) and two bolts (I think 10mm). Of course you have to pop off the 2 plastic carpet fastners. Once that was done I eyeballed the line to cut off the plate, and used a dremel with a cutting wheel. Nothing amazing about it, pretty easy to do.

After the angle was cut I moved back into the main cabin to get myself access to the rear of the stereo for the RCA connections. Also gave me a lot more room to work with for the speaker and power connections later on. I recommend you remove the glovebox and center console. Instructions on how to do it can be see here.

After that, I screwed the Amp to the retention plate provided by Mr. Wayland and did a dry test fit to see how it looked.

My next step was to make a path for the wire to travel to the subwoofer from the amplifier. I chose to remove the side panel completely, it just seemed easier to me.

My next goal was to run the power line. Now admittedly I went a little overkill with 8awg wire, but better safe than sorry in my opinion. Of course that made running it thru the firewall a nightmare, only complicated further by the fact that I was alone and running wire alone is not a happy task. After trying to brute force it thru, and even trying to enlarge/create a starter hole I ended up using a foot of stiff wire lying around and electrical taped it to the wire. This worked out best in my opinion. I recommend you just use this method from the get go and save some time. Once I was thru the firewall and rubber boot I simply ran enough up to reach the battery and left it to come back to it later (I was waiting to get smaller split loom tubing that a friend dropped off later).

The next part was the most fun. Wiring. Basically it was running all the wires to the amp and making them look pretty. I ended up cutting like an inch off both sides of the while plastic runner's to make them fit. Just easier that way. Honestly, if you doing this yourself, you should already know how to run the wires and what's entailed so i'm not going to go into detail here. The only tip I have is use black zip ties if you have them :)

Now that the wiring is completed, let's readdress the power issue shall we? By now my friend had stopped buy with his ungodly role of split loom tubing that was just perfect for the wire. I was able to get that situated after a little fighting with the red boot on the battery cover. It isn't the prettiest thing you'll ever see in your life but it works. Here you can see the before and after.

Of course the seat fit fine, so after tightening down the screws I took some pictures so show the final product. Nice and covert, you can't see thing from outside the car. But you can still reach everything if you want to without much trouble at all. Although, if you want to adjust anything you need a long handled precision flat head screwdriver. I won't bother going into details on my settings because everybody's gonna be different.
Final thoughts:
The system definitely was designed and built with quality. The price was steep, I won't lie, but honestly if your gonna do it, do it right. The performance of the bass is pretty much the best you could hope for and very impressive for it's size. I did choose to run my front's off the amp as recommened, and do think it was worth the rewiring as opposed to using the head unit to drive them. However, I did leave the rears to be powered off the head unit. Speaking of head unit's...make sure your's has rear and front preouts, or at least front and subwoofer one's. Splitting a rear preout to feed both destroys the signal quality and introduces engine noise like you wouldn't believe. Also thanks to Jim Holmgren for his picture gallery which helped me prepare for the work I was going to do.

October 12, 2004

yeah! sweater time

- Play drunken sexual hangman. Nothing to naughty, just risque phrases.
- Honda Insight is the most fuel efficient car in america. All riiiight!
- Reality show contestant even more popular after death on show.
- Kill a few minutes by playing stress relief paintball.
- Little girl's imaginary friend possibly tied to bones found under house. Hobbies said to include barbie, and walking into the light.
- An open letter to the person who found my digital camera.

October 11, 2004

surplus of cute pictures abounds me

October 10, 2004

really, i can't make this stuff up

wow, jen really looks like ass.......get it...ass
...see it's funny because....

October 09, 2004

holy water does not grow on trees

Something amazing happened yesterday, something we have been working towards since the day we moved in.
We were able to park both cars in the garage :)

October 08, 2004

Diamonds are forever

October 06, 2004

don't make me kill you with my thumb

Up before the sun....home after it goes down. Thank god this is almost over. - Addicted to online gaming? Jesus....ok, people....let me explain something here. There will always be people who get hooked on to anything regardless of how inaine it is. Like jesus freaks, and people who collect charming tails. Everyone has a catch, hell I collect anime. The fact that the kid was hooked on playing video games isn't because they are addictive, it's because the kid neede something to be addicted to. Basically, the article says if you play basketball all day it's good, but play video games and something's wrong. This is just another therapist crying wolf to get more money for a problem that doesn't exist.
- $8,000 dollar fines for riding a Segway? Jeesh, Canada sucks.
- Dark city vs. the Matrix. Silly but kinda cool.
- drinking and driving is bad..unless of course your the prosecutor of a nearby county.
- Sex advice from role-players. There, don't you feel cooler now? Actually, the first interviewie was pretty confident.
- Athlete Impaled on hurdle center bar through groin. Probably will have a hard time practicing his "ball handling" from now on. If you male, go ahead and cross your legs in tribute.
- Finally, all your questions can be answered. The official Rome approved God FAQ.

October 05, 2004

busy as hell

i swear i will post soon, very busy working 12 hour days. until then be glad you don't work for Long John Silvers. Oh, and if you like anime, check out this new movie that just came out called Dead Leaves. Haven't seen it yet, but sure looks good.

October 02, 2004

click swish toss

I saw this picture yesterday regarding the main differences between the US and Europe and it started my mind thinking. After a few tangents relating to why eating mayonaise for the first time is a bad thing, and how icky potato bugs are I finally arrived upon the reason for which most of europe must hate us (aside from indoor plumbing). Toilet wands. What kind of a god forsaken, lazy country can't even be bothered to clean up their own shit. Is the task of maintaining your own waste system so bothersum that acutally using a normal cleaner and a brush has proven to be overwhealming?
I mean first off, we have the Lysol Ready Brush (which I won't point out looks like a gigantic evil dildo). Egrgonomic handle? Please...I'm cleaning the toilet, not sitting in a chair for 8 hours. I mean this wonderful thing only operates 7 times. Hell I remember as a kid our toilet brush was older than I was. In fact it only had one bristle left so you woudn't so much as clean the toilet as poke at the dirt until it was clean.
Moving on, we have the Clorox Toilet Wand next. Toilet Wand? Jesus christ the scat fairy's gonna be mad when she finds out you swiped her trademark. This item's even worse than the Lysol "i'm to lazy to clean my toilet, maybe I should pop out some kids so they can do it for me" Ready Brush. You don't even replace a cartridge in this, when your done you simply toss the entire head unit. Click, Swish, Toss.....yes, the noise you toilet makes as you clean it apparently is Swish. Perhaps Batman was the ad writer behind this marketing gem... It's just sad that we need this much help cleaning our toilets. Whats next, tooth brush's with disposable heads to we don't have to exert the force necessary to actually squeeze the tube? Why...that might almost make us get up from the couch. HORROR!!!!