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April 30, 2004

My girlfriend can beat me up :(

Any one here have Nextel? I do... I think the service is great, but the phones are expensive and clunky. So when my nephew needed a new one to replace his i30 I figured I could just buy a used i90 online and swap out his SIM card. Simple right?...... Nothing I do is simple. That's what I get for trying to help.....think i'd learn by now. So I buy a used i90 online and it arrives the next week as planned. It wasn't packed very well and had more scratches on it than I expected. But aside from that it seemed to be in pretty good condition for $65 bucks.... So I put a SIM card in it from an i30...but can't get it to work. Tried my i60's real quick...no joy. So I figured that the phone just needs to be registered or something. So I give it to my nephew and send him on his merry way. The next day he call's me and explains that he can't get the phone to work. He's called Nextel and even brought to a Nextel dealer. The phone powers on, reads the SIM...everything looks fine, but it just can't get a signal. Even holding another i90 next to it show's that it should work just fine. So I take the phone apart...figure there's some type of dirty connection or short somewhere.
Here you can see the main guts, due to previous experience, I'm pretty good at taking these things apart :-( So here's the long and short of it, see that circuit board in the pic on the left. The one with the circle in it? That's where the antenna assembly's located...also you can tell this phone's been taken apart...poorly before. Probably swapping cases or something else. Basically, whoever took it apart last fried the transmitter assembly (probably keyed up without the antenna on it....moron). After sleeping on it for a night, it occured to me that the i60 has a similar type board (almost identical). So what I could do it swap the transmitter boards or try swapping the faceplates (which I still suspect would work). Now I tried to get a replacement board for the i90...but the authorized Nextel repair center wouldn't sell me one, and told me that if I had them try to fix it Motorola would just ship it back "Non-repairable". So basically, I swapped the circuit board from my perfectly working i60 with the one in the i90 and voila! Works like a charm. Of course I had originally bought the phone for somebody else...not myself. So now I have an i90...and I got the guy who sold it to me go give me back $25 bucks. Kinda still pissed, but I got an upgrade out of it. Guess it coulda been worse. Now if i could just get my hands on a broken i60 cheap I could ressurect it.

My girlfriend can beat me up :(

April 29, 2004

i90 from HELL!!!!

Which electrical outlet do you like more? Please feel free to comment:
Plain old plastic white:

Painted metal:

Look at this quarter round! really came out great!

Here is Jen putting in a new white outlet

This picture was taken moment's before Jen nailed her hand to the floor :-P

April 28, 2004

Good love never dies, it' only hurts when we burn our eyes

So I have now been trained to be a CO Tech. More specifically I have been trained to be a Frametech in a CO. In preperation for a possible strike with CWA, SBC has been training manager's to take over craft job's if neccessary. That means "desk jockey's" will be doing the stuff union guys have been doing like:
- I & R: Installation and Repair of residental phone lines
- CO Tech: Connect jumper pairs and DSL lines in CO
- Climb poles
- Answer phones You get the idea, pretty much everything that actually requires more than sitting at a desk (except for the phone people). So I now can access database records of phone lines, run jumper's, throw up shoes and check for load coils....yada yada all that happy crap. Here's one piece of advice I'm going to give. If you have SBC for a telco....and the union does strike....don't do a freakin' thing with your phone line. Don't move, don't add new service, don't get DSL....seriously. I've been in these training classes, and that was for an easy job....you don't want some of these people touching your lines. They're nice, but some are dumb as a box of hammer's. - Think your day suck's? Trust me, it's not as bad as this kid's.
- New hybrid concept car from Toyota.....strangly arrosed by it :)
- Movie companies putting the screw's to customers with multiple DVD releases. 1st edition DVD releases to now be called "sucker releases".
- Here's a good reason to turn off the lights when leaving a room. If not, it could make the cops think your growing pot.

believe it or not i am busy

What a beautiful day for a bike ride! Just a little to windy, but much warmer than yesterday. There's a few benefits to riding the bike to work, aside from the enjoyment of the ride it's self. Usually you can worm your way into a decent parking spot that a car couldn't. Now there are a few basic's of motorcycle courtesy/procedure in parking lots.
1. Never pull all the way into a spot. That way a car won't try to whip into the spot to part because they can't see your bike until it's to late.
2. Always lock your forks. That way somebody can't just push your bike away.
3. When parking at a location where you KNOW there are other biker's don't take up the ENTIRE FUCKING SPOT MORON! There is no god forsaken reason besides pure stupidity and rudeness that one bike need's a whole space. You can easily fit 2 bikes in the parking space for one car, and it free's up room for everyone else. here's a pic referencing what I mean. That way I wouldn't have to squeeze my ass next to some shit for brains on an R1 who decides to play connect four with the parking space. *grrrrrr*

April 25, 2004

random pic livejornal

- Here is a mysterious random image viewer that pull's from Live Journal. It's pretty neat actually...
- Sicky Mouse.....possibly NSFW...but really just kinda disturbing.
- This Back to the Future DeLorean would go great with my Akira motorcycle. Awwww....snugglin' kitties

Juliet is slowly destroying the couch...damn you gravity!
adopt your own virtual pet!

April 21, 2004

- Only $44.95 while

- Only $44.95 while supplies last.
- Rare early video of Christina Aguilera. Slim pickings today, I'm really busy...but they're both really good links. Especially the first one.

April 20, 2004

- Scary ATM scam

- Scary ATM scam going on...look at the pretty pictures.
- Think your getting a Dell? Think again sucka!
- Remember that Evil car movie I posted earlier? The one where the cat get's decapitated? Well....Ford's not to happy about it. Ok...time to go to bed. Due to the possibility of a strike, I'm being trained all week (and weekend...) to be a CO tech..... No, i'm not kidding...... :(

April 17, 2004

If I only had a brain.

I meant to link this video yesterday, but must have been distracted with all that was going on at work. So here ya go: - Nibbler goes crazy. We can only assume he has given in to madness, because there is no other possible reason for what he just did.

April 16, 2004

Today is kitty day

Ok, you know I got a new camera.....so i've been taking alot of new pictures. As a result I'm kinda over flowing so here's a bunch of them, but first: - Here's a video for all you cat hater's. Evil car vs. kitty cat. (this is not real, it's a fake commercial...I really do love cats) now for the cute kitty pics: This is what happened when the DISH/SBC guys came to install
Gizmo is the cutest cat, but has some serious issues
Does nibbler look surprised?
Chloe's losing air...
Juliet and her tasty new friend
Quarter round is actually very good for the digestive system...

April 14, 2004

you can't have none of this, cause you can't handle this!

Something's been bothering me for some time now, and I just can't keep it to myself any longer.
There's something even more wrong than normal with television lately. The ratio of hot chicks to normal guys is way off the charts, and we need 500mg's of realility stat! See this is how they plan it, they don't throw supermodel's in these sitcoms, but they put women that obviously wouldn't be with the leading male to attract the ugly guy demographic. See these not only attract men because they are good looking, but also because it give the false hope that there's a snowball's chance in hell they could bag a hottie. It's so subversive it's not funny...you don't realize it until it's to late and then you find yourself sucked in and unable to break the spell. It's everywhere you look:
- King of Queens
- Still Standing
- Everybody loves Raymond
- According to Jim And the worst part is all of these lead guys are nice guy's. Don't get me wrong...a lot of them are ex stand up comic's and are funny as hell. But the characters they portray always have such modest job's...like ups guy. Let's run with that for a minute. For all the ladies out there, when was the last time you had the desire to hump an overweight, receiding hair lined ups driver in his late 30's? I mean seriously? Or how about a sports colum writer? Or a loveable, mid-western raised contractor? They don't have looks, they don't have money. I'm thinking that the lesson here is either "knockem up on the first date, after you drug them and have sex with their lifeless passed out body" or "have a huge penis". Seriously...that would so explain all the penis pill commercials on tv lately. Because nothing says I need a larger penis like Mike Ditka throwing a football through a moving tire swing *shudder*. I mean if after coaching the bears and having restaurants with his name on them he can't afford high class poontang, he needs more help than a little pill can give. I think that's the ticket, we're all being manipulated. The networks believe they can convice us that it's not the fact that we need to shave our backs, have beer guts, or live with our mothers. If only we had larger penis's we could bag attractive wifes....regardless of being a manager of long john's silver, or delivering packages for a living. Don't you see we're all sheep being lead into the slaughterhouse full of viagra and double chins. When was the last time you saw a real fugly couple like Allin the Family or so? That reminds me, when did MTV stop playing music videos? Remember when they used to play video's all day? Now it's just all this reality tv/slut-a-thon's crap that dribble's out of the tv like an old buritto from a fragile traveler's colon. Which reminds me, what cum rag decided TRL needed an awards show? For the love of god and all that's holy, they don't even play entire music video's! Are the award speeches going to only be 30 minutes too? For that matter, are they going to air the same damn award speeches again and again with the same hour? I mean hell thats what they do with the video's. Arg....well gonna go try to find something to do that doesn't make me feel stupider afterwards.. guess that rules out television.

April 12, 2004

I really don't like easter, I like ham though...but easter pretty much sucks ass

I uploaded some pics from the Pentax this morning:
Cute pic of Nibbler I took while pergoing
Got the Palm Pilot working on the wireless finally:
Last but not least we ordered some coffee :)
Some late Easter links:
- Marshmellow peeps game. Peeps in space.
- Make your own peeps.
- Finally, a tribute to the Cadbury Creme Egg...no mortal can eat more than one. Some non easter links:
- Tales of horror from the online dating world.
- Unemployment among hot, young women at an all time low.

April 11, 2004

I hate easter

WE FINISHED THE UPSTAIRS!!!! Since we have started, we've gotten faster and better in everything we do. Today we banged out the office in one day! Our cut's are better, our measurements are precise, and our legs are almost the shapes of watermelons from going up and down the stairs so much. All the pics are in the "Pergo"tary section. Damn....we're good.

April 10, 2004

Pergo Pergitory

Added over 20 pic's just now, and created a new album for the pergo. I'd post them here, but there's so many....just click the link and you'll see...we kick pergo ASS! (I should specify, we installed Antique Amber Oak Pergo Prodigy, It has the backing installed already, and is tounge and grove).

April 07, 2004

12x7 working, nothing like it

Links:
- Super Mario Bros. on the guitar. Truely impressive.
- PBA says "Cop's don't give cop's tickets". Still working on getting them to share donuts.
- Don't click on this if you are easily swayed by cute things. I warn you, this is the source of all cuteness in the universe and might just make you want to frolic or something....
- Remember the Chipmunk's cartoon? They're making a comback ghetto fabulous style.
- Recipe to make Kitty...Litter...Cake. No i'm not kidding.
- Badger, badger, badger.
- The Adventures of Sienfeld and Superman. Seriously....who thinks stuff like this up. I mean I hated the TV show, but this...this is pure brilliance. It's comedy gold.

April 06, 2004

I bought a Pentax

I bought a Pentax Optio S4 online a few weeks back (to replace my Sony Mavica FD-87) for a # of reasons:
- Small, easily portable
- built in memory rather than floppies
- higher megapixel rate (1.3 vs 4)
- geek factor So far the camera is great, it's small size means i can take it with me without feeling conspicuous. The pictures are just as good really as the Mavica, but I can take a lot more. On the down side, the charger is external (you have to remove the battery physically....built in charger is not included and has to be purchased separately) and I miss being able to sit down at any computer and pop in a floppy and pull them up. The little cable that comes with it is a pain to plug in, but it works faster for sure and holds more. Anyways, the main reason I'm posting this is I just *HAD* to share the carrying case for this camera Good use for an old Altoid tin, eh?

INFIDELS!!!! (even the rightous can't spell sometimes)

Here, for those who don't believe it fit's:

April 05, 2004

Good morning

More adventures from Pergo land today. This group comprises the Master Bedroom we1 worked on last weekend. The room its self it about 13'x20', but the real pain in the rear were all the custom cuts for the closet door hardware and the bathroom doorway. It took us about 2 day's and we didn't finish until just this weekend with the last two row's up to the entry door. I mean don't get me wrong, we got 96% of it done in two days, but if we had moved the furniture earlier or sanded earlier it would have helped. Of course that bathroomd doorway with it's T-molding was a serious PITA. Anyway, here's some pic's:
btw, rick....246 emails from friday @ 5am to monday @ 8:30am

April 04, 2004

my spoon is to big

To busy to update, spend the whole day pergo'ing the hallway. My back however is killing me and a fresh goose island beer is awaiting me in front of the tv, and a new epidose of angel is in the dvd player (jen loves this one...shhhhh)

April 03, 2004

I love my new camera!

Holy fucking shit! Somebody built a working model of the motorcycle from AKIRA. I just want it to be known I would sell my soul to have this bike! Here are some pic's:


Here's a link to the website (japanese needed to understand), and a link to the cover art of the Akira movie. And here's one more link just for the hell of it.

April 02, 2004

I got my new

I got my new camera in the mail yesterday. It's a Pentax Optio S4, and let me tell you it's tiny. I mean really tiny....here take a look at this picture (which was ironically taken with my old camera....) Of course I was going for the smallest camera possible, so that's the real gimmick but so far it's lot's of fun to use too :) From what I've read it actually will fit IN the altoids tin...however, i'm in no rush to eat a whole tin of mint's just to find out. btw, speaking of camera's somebody need's to take kristin's away from her:

April 01, 2004

killa bunnies are a comin'

Well it's been a few weeks now, and I wanted to share a surprise I got with everyone using my tax return.
I got a couple of tattoo's a while ago, and was waiting for them to heal and for the swelling to go down before having Jen take a pic of them. As you can see my hair is still pretty short from where I shaved my head, but the tanning bed session are working out very well. You can also see some of the horrible wallpaper in our house we still haven't removed. Well gotta go to work, still a alittle sore to sit in a chair all day, but can't wait for Jen to get her matching ones too!