The sad part is that I try to take care of myself. I wear a scarf, don't go out with wet hair, even wear gloves. In fact when everybody around me started coughing like it was a SARS convention I started taking so much vitamin C I thought I was going to start pissing Tropicana.
At least I get to work from home and don't have to leave the house if I don't want to. God I love telecommuting! Merry Christmas!
And now, before I pass out from codine and dayquil, here are some links: - More job's move to India, would you like to supersize your order? (just practising for my career in food service)
- Get pulled over for no registration? Register via cellphone before the cop can tow you. Suck that officer fatass!
- Group warns against violent video games. Kid's now know what games they want thanks to list.
- How Monty Python changed the world. Doesn't mention why it took 30 years for most people to f'n get it.
- Indiana running out of tickets to give out. Hypocrisy rejoices, order's more tickets.
- Stop Masturbating with Jesus......he see's everything and thinks you one sick motherfucker.