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October 31, 2003
Taffy apple salad day's
- Making Fiends
- When I win the lotto, I'm buying one of these.
- Weight Watcher cards to help with your diet needs......did I mention they were from the 70's.....and seriously fucked up?
- When I win the lotto, I'm buying one of these.
- Weight Watcher cards to help with your diet needs......did I mention they were from the 70's.....and seriously fucked up?
October 28, 2003
I got shampoo in my eye this morning :-(
- Do you like jailbait? Find out with this easy NSFW test.
- Ever hear of the Phantom Console? Here's a great behind the scene investigation done by [H]. My money's on it being bullshit.
- Here's how to mess with telemarketer's.
- The senate is trying to raise the HB-1 visa cap. Because really, what's more important to helping the US economy than bringing in worker's from overseas who will work for less because they are used to poverty levels that we won't tolerate. I suggest we outsource the senate to India and see how they like it. Fat, money grubbing fuckers. All they are doing is bending over the american people and letting the multinational conglomerates butt fuck us so they can get more campaign money! - How to treat your geek.
- Ever hear of the Phantom Console? Here's a great behind the scene investigation done by [H]. My money's on it being bullshit.
- Here's how to mess with telemarketer's.
- The senate is trying to raise the HB-1 visa cap. Because really, what's more important to helping the US economy than bringing in worker's from overseas who will work for less because they are used to poverty levels that we won't tolerate. I suggest we outsource the senate to India and see how they like it. Fat, money grubbing fuckers. All they are doing is bending over the american people and letting the multinational conglomerates butt fuck us so they can get more campaign money! - How to treat your geek.
October 27, 2003
Top 11 Rejected Car
Top 11 Rejected Car Names
11. Honda Aloof Hybrid
10. Acura SUX
9. Toyota Yugonadai
8. Lexus GX470 Ultimate-Trophy-Wife Edition
7. Volvo Clutaurus
6. Hyundai Accordion
5. Kia Soreasso
4. Subaru Badubidoo
3. Mercedes-Benz FU Class
2. Toyota 3Wayer
1. Suzuki Somersault
By the way, if you have the 6meg package in Ameritech, and you have a 5861 router. Make sure you have this firmware at least, otherwise you might not get your full speeds.
11. Honda Aloof Hybrid
10. Acura SUX
9. Toyota Yugonadai
8. Lexus GX470 Ultimate-Trophy-Wife Edition
7. Volvo Clutaurus
6. Hyundai Accordion
5. Kia Soreasso
4. Subaru Badubidoo
3. Mercedes-Benz FU Class
2. Toyota 3Wayer
1. Suzuki Somersault
By the way, if you have the 6meg package in Ameritech, and you have a 5861 router. Make sure you have this firmware at least, otherwise you might not get your full speeds.
October 26, 2003
I am death incarnate...to computers
I've spent pretty much most of my weekend fighting with about 3 computer's here on my desk, including what was supposed to be my web cam server *grrrr*.
Here's a little tip, if you are going to disable services...don't disable the plug and play one. Also if you decide to upgrade win98 to XP...make sure you de-install Norton System Works 2003 and Paragon NTFS viewer.....
So I bought a new toy earlier this week for me and Jen :) A Palm Tungsten C
It's got a great screen, amazing resolution, built in keyboard, good rechargable life, plays movies, mp3's, Excell and Word Doc's, and the best part?
Built. in. 802.11b.
What's that mean you ask? That means I can go to any "hot spot" (like Starbucks, or McDonald's)and get online with it. Surf, Email, telnet, hell I can even VPN in to my corp network if I want. Now if I can just get it away from Jen :)
It's got a great screen, amazing resolution, built in keyboard, good rechargable life, plays movies, mp3's, Excell and Word Doc's, and the best part?
Built. in. 802.11b.
What's that mean you ask? That means I can go to any "hot spot" (like Starbucks, or McDonald's)and get online with it. Surf, Email, telnet, hell I can even VPN in to my corp network if I want. Now if I can just get it away from Jen :)
October 23, 2003
crapola
Well I think I got the video thing down.....certainly more interesting than a 30 second update page.
Thanks to Nick for pointing me to this great site that practically did it for me.
I hope everyone like's the new layout, it looks good to me, but then again I run both desktop at 1280x1024.
Pat...eat your heart out :P
deep fat fryer
Remember my last entry regarding how tech job's are being send overseas? Well it turns out that they aren't the only ones going over seas.
Apparently Medical data is going over there as well, and recently there was a situation were somebody ransomed the data for more money, and couldn't be legally pursued because........wait for it.....they were over seas in INDIA! *sigh*....anyway's, today's menu is:
- 2003 dumbest corporate lawsuits
- Romania, home of the evil h4ck3r
- Quiznos "were you raised by wolves?" campaign disturb's people who are wimps.
- Base jump and your a parachute failed=Bad, Base jump and your parachute fail's but catches on a nearby crane=Lucky.
Apparently Medical data is going over there as well, and recently there was a situation were somebody ransomed the data for more money, and couldn't be legally pursued because........wait for it.....they were over seas in INDIA! *sigh*....anyway's, today's menu is:
- 2003 dumbest corporate lawsuits
- Romania, home of the evil h4ck3r
- Quiznos "were you raised by wolves?" campaign disturb's people who are wimps.
- Base jump and your a parachute failed=Bad, Base jump and your parachute fail's but catches on a nearby crane=Lucky.
October 21, 2003
Playing with video
This is only a test, I"m playing around with streaming video:
The video can take about 20-30 seconds to load because it's a live stream running off a server in my apartment. You can also view this live feed directly in Windows Media Player by clicking here.
The video can take about 20-30 seconds to load because it's a live stream running off a server in my apartment. You can also view this live feed directly in Windows Media Player by clicking here.
October 20, 2003
Back from the dead
Hello, sorry for the weekend off, but apparently there was some type of DNS/Server issue going on.
Anyways, it's all fixed now so I'm pretty happy about that. But now I've got a backlog of stuff to post:
- Ever hear of Ed Gein? Texas Chainsaw Massacre is based "loosely" off him.
- Woman bridesmaid to her husband and her mother.......excuse me while I go gouge my eyes out with rusty spoons.....
- What is the scroll lock for? 5 buck's says pat steal's this one!
- Elite soldier's cut loose to save helicopter they were attached to. All died.....apparently not that elite.
- Take the Energy Bar challenge. (The challenge is to actually eat a whole one).
- Cow vs. Girl game. Pretty funny acutally the first time, but my hand's hurt afterwards :(
- Why spend all that pesky time drunk driving to get caught, cut to the chase and take an online alcohol test.....no, i'm not kidding. Coming soon AOL's "you've got subpoena" (Prop's to Nick for the linkage, sorry for not posting it sooner) Oh and Rick, I got your router today. Thanks for sending me the power cord, cause ya know, it's not like I have a whole box of those things or something like that sitting around my apartment. I mean I could probably weave myself a freakin' escape ladder out of them, but thank you for sending me one more, I needed another one for the cat's to play with. ;P
- Woman bridesmaid to her husband and her mother.......excuse me while I go gouge my eyes out with rusty spoons.....
- What is the scroll lock for? 5 buck's says pat steal's this one!
- Elite soldier's cut loose to save helicopter they were attached to. All died.....apparently not that elite.
- Take the Energy Bar challenge. (The challenge is to actually eat a whole one).
- Cow vs. Girl game. Pretty funny acutally the first time, but my hand's hurt afterwards :(
- Why spend all that pesky time drunk driving to get caught, cut to the chase and take an online alcohol test.....no, i'm not kidding. Coming soon AOL's "you've got subpoena" (Prop's to Nick for the linkage, sorry for not posting it sooner) Oh and Rick, I got your router today. Thanks for sending me the power cord, cause ya know, it's not like I have a whole box of those things or something like that sitting around my apartment. I mean I could probably weave myself a freakin' escape ladder out of them, but thank you for sending me one more, I needed another one for the cat's to play with. ;P
October 17, 2003
I hope you die and burn in hell
I feel horrible for our children and the effect our generation will have on them.
What do our children have to do with this subject? Well in about 50 year's or so when we have run the gambit of our lives and end up in in a geriatric ward like so much stacked firewood who do you think will be forced to care for us?
Maybe not the next generation, but the one after that. Those will be the poor bastards having to deal with a withered husk that was once a person and the various marking's, tatoo's, body mod's, etc.
I could be a little harsh here, perhaps by then the back fat will be covering all the tribal tatoo's that were so popular to get on the small of the back. That way you won't be able to identify grandma from the archived "girls gone wild" memory cubes.
Or if your really lucky, then white noise generating devices will have advanced (a.k.a cone of silence) to the point where you don't have to worry about the Alzhiemer patients singin the "thong song" at top volume, or rapping along to the classic song's the oldies station will play (personally I can't wait to watch a 95 year old rap along to Tupac or toothlessly mumble all the words to little Kim's "how many lick's"). Although thankfully today's song's usually won't be vocally stressful, so even those without their layrnx will be able to sing most popuar rap songs using only a vocabulary of "uh,uh", "nigga", and "money com'n out my anus" (no....I didn't make that up).
Personally, I can't wait for the first time a fellow member of my generation blurt's out "i like the way you do that right thurr" while their diaper is being changed. If you ask me, multiple/facial piercing's do have a place in the future of our society and it's inevitable crowding of the necessary elderly care. They can use the piercings to chaing up the crazy one's so they don't shuffle off to far in search of more fiber suppliments or depends.
Personally, I can't wait for the first time a fellow member of my generation blurt's out "i like the way you do that right thurr" while their diaper is being changed. If you ask me, multiple/facial piercing's do have a place in the future of our society and it's inevitable crowding of the necessary elderly care. They can use the piercings to chaing up the crazy one's so they don't shuffle off to far in search of more fiber suppliments or depends.
October 16, 2003
where's my shrimp?
Greeting Card's for men :)
October 14, 2003
people don't stay on top of this shit.
40 reason's why we need gun control
12. The 2nd Amendment, ratified in 1787, refers to the National Guard, which was created by an act of Congress in 1917.
13. The National Guard, funded by the federal government, occupying property leased to the federal government, using weapons owned by the federal government, punishing trespassers under federal law, is a state militia
27. Most people can't be trusted, so we should have laws against guns, which most people will abide by because they can be trusted. And don't forget your Zombie Survival Guide
12. The 2nd Amendment, ratified in 1787, refers to the National Guard, which was created by an act of Congress in 1917.
13. The National Guard, funded by the federal government, occupying property leased to the federal government, using weapons owned by the federal government, punishing trespassers under federal law, is a state militia
27. Most people can't be trusted, so we should have laws against guns, which most people will abide by because they can be trusted. And don't forget your Zombie Survival Guide
Sometimes it only takes
Sometimes it only takes one little thing to ruin a day. One stupid tiny itsy bitsy thing to really piss you off to a level you didn't think capable.
For me that one thing is somebody swooping in and stealing the parking spot I had been waiting for.
For some reason, when it's raining and i've been waiting for a parking spot under the garage at work, and some stupid ass mother fucking bitch in a little blue piece of shit car she can't even operate properly swoop's in take a spot right in the front even though I was sitting there, it just pisses me off.
lady, I don't know who you are, but I know a lot of things about you, such as the fact that you can't park for shit, or faster than 1 inch per second, even when stealing a spot from somebody. Another thing I now about you is that you should be sterilized and beat with blunt objects. Then you should be killed, so no chance of you exhisting or being cloned could ever occur.
October 12, 2003
why do you need a tertiary backup?
So i'm picking up my sister's laptop today to do some work adding a secondary and tertiary backup system for her work database, and she tell's me to bring my camera.
I learned one thing, I need to start charging her more for my work....
October 10, 2003
cisco gsr
Playing around in the lab a little today :)
Spare pants
vericious knid's
October 09, 2003
Holy sweetness batman! ORAC^3
i'm lovin' it
He's lovin' it
Above we see a picture of Justin Timberlake touring a local McDonald's. As referenced in this great editorial piece on the latest McDonald's ad campaign:
i'm lovin' it
(seriously, a great read on the absurdity of marketing and the cheap manipulation of today's pop culture)
October 08, 2003
new sarah coming out
"Fallen"
Heaven bent to take my hand
And lead me through the fire
Be the long awaited answer
To a long and painful fight Truth be told I've tried my best
But somewhere along the way
I got caught up in all there was to offer
And the cost was so much more than I could bear Though I've tried, I've fallen...
I have sunk so low
I have messed up
Better I should know
So don't come round here
And tell me I told you so... We all begin with good intent
Love was raw and young
We believed that we could change ourselves
THe past could be undone
But we carry on our backs the burden
Time always reveals
The lonely light of morning
The wound that would not heal
It's the bitter taste of losing everything
That I have held so dear. I've fallen...
I have sunk so low
I have messed up
Better I should know
So don't come round here
And tell me I told you so... Heaven bent to take my hand
Nowhere left to turn
I'm lost to those I thought were friends
To everyone I know
Oh they turned their heads embarassed
Pretend that they don't see
But it's one missed step
You'll slip before you know it
And there doesn't seem a way to be redeemed Though I've tried, I've fallen...
I have sunk so low
I have messed up
Better I should know
So don't come round here
And tell me I told you so...
And lead me through the fire
Be the long awaited answer
To a long and painful fight Truth be told I've tried my best
But somewhere along the way
I got caught up in all there was to offer
And the cost was so much more than I could bear Though I've tried, I've fallen...
I have sunk so low
I have messed up
Better I should know
So don't come round here
And tell me I told you so... We all begin with good intent
Love was raw and young
We believed that we could change ourselves
THe past could be undone
But we carry on our backs the burden
Time always reveals
The lonely light of morning
The wound that would not heal
It's the bitter taste of losing everything
That I have held so dear. I've fallen...
I have sunk so low
I have messed up
Better I should know
So don't come round here
And tell me I told you so... Heaven bent to take my hand
Nowhere left to turn
I'm lost to those I thought were friends
To everyone I know
Oh they turned their heads embarassed
Pretend that they don't see
But it's one missed step
You'll slip before you know it
And there doesn't seem a way to be redeemed Though I've tried, I've fallen...
I have sunk so low
I have messed up
Better I should know
So don't come round here
And tell me I told you so...
October 07, 2003
BONK!
That's what happens when you make fun of two player's colliding.
October 06, 2003
Very sleepy
What is the definition of Irony? To begin let us examine the more recent article regarding the shift of IT job's overseas from Intel:
- Intel: U.S. could lose tech edge
Where, there's nothing really ironic about that is there? Seems like a valid concern and it's nice to see a large company making a public statement.
That is however until you realize this: - Intel to Invest $200 Million in India Now perhaps It is just me, or maybe the crack I am smoking was just a bad batch, but aren't these two positions sort of opposite of each other. Just remember:
and the link d'jour:
- Ghettopoly, dis game be the shiznit!
That is however until you realize this: - Intel to Invest $200 Million in India Now perhaps It is just me, or maybe the crack I am smoking was just a bad batch, but aren't these two positions sort of opposite of each other. Just remember:
and the link d'jour:
- Ghettopoly, dis game be the shiznit!
October 03, 2003
In honor of juliet
Today I am cleaning out some floppies, and here are some pic's of Juliet. The smelliest drama queen around.
And just in case you don't enjoy just looking at my pussies, here are some links:
- Internet outage plunges America into productivity overload
- How many Mountain Dew's would it take to kill you? Me....217.
- Herbal sex suppliments running out of control.
And just in case you don't enjoy just looking at my pussies, here are some links:
- Internet outage plunges America into productivity overload- How many Mountain Dew's would it take to kill you? Me....217.
- Herbal sex suppliments running out of control.
October 01, 2003
mudd flowed up into lump's pajama's
An engineer, of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle Corporation,
died and went to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter told him,
"You've been a good man and your motorcycles have
changed the world and given pleasure to many; therefore,
as your reward, you can hang out with anyone you want
in Heaven." The Engineer thought about it for a minute and then said,
"I want to hang out with God." St. Peter took him to the
Throne Room, and introduced him to God. The Engineer then asked God, "Hey, aren't you the
inventor of the woman?" God said, "Ah, yes." "Well," said the engineer, "professional to professional,
you have some major design flaws in your invention": 1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusion.
2. It chatters constantly at high speeds.
3. Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much.
4. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust.
5. Finally, the maintenance costs are outrageous." "Hmmmm, you may have some good points there," replied
God, "hold on." God went to his Celestial supercomputer, typed in a few
words and waited for the results. The computer printed
out a slip of paper and God read it. "Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed," God
said to the engineer, "but according to these numbers,
more men are riding my invention than yours."
died and went to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter told him,
"You've been a good man and your motorcycles have
changed the world and given pleasure to many; therefore,
as your reward, you can hang out with anyone you want
in Heaven." The Engineer thought about it for a minute and then said,
"I want to hang out with God." St. Peter took him to the
Throne Room, and introduced him to God. The Engineer then asked God, "Hey, aren't you the
inventor of the woman?" God said, "Ah, yes." "Well," said the engineer, "professional to professional,
you have some major design flaws in your invention": 1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusion.
2. It chatters constantly at high speeds.
3. Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much.
4. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust.
5. Finally, the maintenance costs are outrageous." "Hmmmm, you may have some good points there," replied
God, "hold on." God went to his Celestial supercomputer, typed in a few
words and waited for the results. The computer printed
out a slip of paper and God read it. "Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed," God
said to the engineer, "but according to these numbers,
more men are riding my invention than yours."