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I couldn't sleep any more even if i was a cat

- Remember Dennis's Cheerio Theory of Parking? Here's a more scientific explanation.
- LOL? That's so 90's, the cool thing is to use L5+.
- Hit your wife with a pillow, go to jail. Break into your neighbor's house and try to kill them, go free. Justice surrenders.
- Proven ways to prevent sex, that is aside from leaving the lights on or only having 9 1/2 fingers and the glimmer in your eye of a dying house plant. And now, your moment of Zen, Caption this pic:

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actually my trick is to just date blind girls. :)


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is leaving the lights on a personal opinion or something you just prefer!

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