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There are a few things in life I will never understand:
- lime green cars
- people who own base model mustangs (especially in lime green)
- water softeners....I mean really, have you ever tried to set one?
- why they turned dawson's creek in to an orgy
- why family guy and futurama were cancelled
- why MTV can still have the word Music in its title, yet never play any
- people who get on the elevator while you are trying to get off of it However, the greatest mystery perhaps that I have ever come across is my sister. I somehow cannot fathom how exactly it is she can eat the massive amount of crap she does and still weigh around 100lbs. Seriously, I don't do any shoppping (except beer) because everything I bought she just ended up throwing out. But right now there are like 4 bags of Pepperidge Farms cookies, some fudge brownies and other stuff. I mean, here I am eating salads, cooking on the grill, watching my carbohydrates and fat, yet I feel like jabba the hut. Curse you beer, some day you will have you comeuppance! "You keep using that word. I do not think it means, what you think it means." Inigo Montoya
Remember this guy? Great quote....can you freaking belive he's in the showtime series Dead Like Me? (great show by the way, seriously go watch it). Completely caught me off guard on that one...... And now, the coolest link i've seen today:
- Matrix ping pong.....no seriously, it's really funny...guys, hey guys come back.

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I thought you wanted to buy a lime green insight.

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Yeah, but I didn't want to tuck my skirt in every time I got in.

lime green....pfffft!


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