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April 30, 2003
Coming soon in squeeze tube form...
Coming soon in squeeze tube form...
God what a miserable day....
- New information on Mad Cow disease in the US is finally available.
- Take pride in being a child molester, or you could wear a disguise.
- Here's how to smoke in a bathroom in an airplane, and if your stupid enough to try it I hope Jen throws you off the plane mid flight.
- Krypto the super dog is alive and well, plans to save earth from meteor next.
- New information on Mad Cow disease in the US is finally available.
- Take pride in being a child molester, or you could wear a disguise.
- Here's how to smoke in a bathroom in an airplane, and if your stupid enough to try it I hope Jen throws you off the plane mid flight.
- Krypto the super dog is alive and well, plans to save earth from meteor next.
April 27, 2003
*sniff* *sniff*
Meow?
Shower you with taco kisses...
Some things have come up, so my updates may seem a little far and few inbetween. We'll see what happens:
Meanwhile, in a warehouse across town, illegal smugglers were bringing black market links into the country:
- Mac switch commerial referring to games or lack there of.
- A new government warning about the dangers of beer.
- A new government warning about the dangers of beer.
April 24, 2003
I want to be completely different...just like everyone else
Does anyone ever wonder why I put all these links up? Simply to get them the f#$% off my desktop.
- Interview with the Dell D00d who got busted.
- Think Miller tastes like shit...you might be right
- Robber sues clerk who shot him.....
- Here's one for my girlfriend...what marshmellow peeps do during their time off.
- And last but not least, here's an optical illusion thanks to Melanie.
- Interview with the Dell D00d who got busted.
- Think Miller tastes like shit...you might be right
- Robber sues clerk who shot him.....
- Here's one for my girlfriend...what marshmellow peeps do during their time off.
- And last but not least, here's an optical illusion thanks to Melanie.
April 20, 2003
Hoppy Easter
April 19, 2003
Who in the hell do you think you are?
Sometimes I feel pretty bad for God. I mean it can't really be that much fun to be a deity when the only real time people talk to you is when they need something. Sure I guess being omnipotent is fun and all, but I wouldn’t want to sit around wait for some smart assed idiot to die, just so when he sees me he can ask me to make a boulder so large that I can’t even move it. Not to mention all the damn questions; who killed JFK? Is Elvis dead? How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I mean what the hell…..he created the freakin’ universe (or at least that’s what the PR says) but I’m sure he wants to spend his time play trivial pursuit with the dead people all day.
Let there be links!
- And you thought twinkies lasted a long time (actually they really don’t)
- Happy Easter....poke the bunny.
- This is a real good article, are rebates bullshit?
- I thought doctors wanted repeat business.....?!? That's all for now....you have no chance to survive make your time!
- And you thought twinkies lasted a long time (actually they really don’t)
- Happy Easter....poke the bunny.
- This is a real good article, are rebates bullshit?
- I thought doctors wanted repeat business.....?!? That's all for now....you have no chance to survive make your time!
April 17, 2003
I love it when this happens
It's just cool when [H] links to me......god I need help.
April 16, 2003
Here is a riddle....
This is a story about a girl
While at the funeral of her mother, she met a man she did not know. She thought he was amazing, her dream guy, and she fell in love with him but never asked for his number and could not find him after the funeral.
A few days later the girl killed her sister.
Question: what was her motive in killing her sister?
April 15, 2003
Squeezed in the middle, smack dab...in the middle!
- Girls? Girls on then internet? Poppycock!
- Whats your astrological sign? I'm a sagittarius.
- OMFG, real life GTA, real funny!
- Need help increasing the performance of your car in races? Here is a great how-to.
- Resident Koopa 3: Bowser, if you placed the RE games you HAVE to see this.
- Sphincterine....do I really have to say more?
- Whats your astrological sign? I'm a sagittarius.
- OMFG, real life GTA, real funny!
- Need help increasing the performance of your car in races? Here is a great how-to.
- Resident Koopa 3: Bowser, if you placed the RE games you HAVE to see this.
- Sphincterine....do I really have to say more?
April 14, 2003
It's not dennisjudd.com...its pepsi twist!
- This is a pretty cool truck.
- Warning unzipping you fly in the men's room will get you sued...WTF!?
- Great article on the evil RIAA (lot's o' popups though).
- Need a use for you old Macintosh's....look no further.
- It's monday, time for a new strongbad email.
- Old T-Shirt's never die, they just go to T-Shirt Hell!
- Warning unzipping you fly in the men's room will get you sued...WTF!?
- Great article on the evil RIAA (lot's o' popups though).
- Need a use for you old Macintosh's....look no further.
- It's monday, time for a new strongbad email.
- Old T-Shirt's never die, they just go to T-Shirt Hell!
April 11, 2003
April 10, 2003
Hurry up and wait...
- This reminds me of how I felt all weekend.....still coughing up icky stuff...:(
- I like to drink, I really do...but this makes me want to stop...i mean talk about f'd up!
- Here is an interesting website offering its views upon certain european residents.
- Last but not least, my newest computer desire...make sure you check out the 4 panel version...schweet!
- I like to drink, I really do...but this makes me want to stop...i mean talk about f'd up!
- Here is an interesting website offering its views upon certain european residents.
- Last but not least, my newest computer desire...make sure you check out the 4 panel version...schweet!
New webcam
Got a new webcam today...
The logitech 4000 pro arrived today, and let me tell you this thing is pretty damn cool! Aside from the obvious improvement in camera quality (note i didn't mention subject) it has all these neat features like digital zoom, and motion activated AVI capture.
Pretty cool, plus I got a 20' extension USB cable on it, so it pretty much goes anywhere (which was my plan).
Time for sleep, maybe sneak in a little xenogears before I pass out, got some radius accounting servers to update tomorrow morning.
April 09, 2003
I'm not dead yet.....
Well I"m feeling a little better now that I"ve passed my cold onto my g/f :) (sorry honey)!
- Migrating to Linux is not necessarily an easy task.
- More fodder for my nightmares, a new super squid has been discovered.
- Help support the war and order a poster today!. This one's my personal fav:
- 23 states propose a new tax on beer...a tax on beer? WTF?
- Migrating to Linux is not necessarily an easy task.
- More fodder for my nightmares, a new super squid has been discovered.
- Help support the war and order a poster today!. This one's my personal fav:
- 23 states propose a new tax on beer...a tax on beer? WTF?
April 05, 2003
sick
I'm sick...no updates today....can't get up, cats all over me....send help!
April 03, 2003
You better watch your back.....
I'm coming after you
So you better face the fact
You're gonna get your due
Cause my mind's a single track
Single in the guarantee :
You ain't see the last of me
I'm not your friend
If you think that I'll be leaving
You better think again
I'll be here till I get even
I won't say where or when
Only that I guarantie
You ain't see the last of me For every vicious deed you spend
Payback is your dividend
You can bet that you'll see me again
So you better face the fact
You're gonna get your due
Cause my mind's a single track
Single in the guarantee :
You ain't see the last of me
I'm not your friend
If you think that I'll be leaving
You better think again
I'll be here till I get even
I won't say where or when
Only that I guarantie
You ain't see the last of me For every vicious deed you spend
Payback is your dividend
You can bet that you'll see me again
April 02, 2003
It was a really nice day..
...then it got as cold as a woman's heart.
I haven't been riding motorcyles forever, but it has been a few years. So I'm not the end of all knowledge on this subject, but when I used to ride my bike to work a few years ago I'd always park in a spot with enough room to fit another bike in the spot.
So you can imagine how much it bugs me when I'm crusing around the parking lot like columus looking for the indies, and I pass by all these honda shadows and goldwings with their fat asses parked in the exact center of a spot, greedily sucking up my potentially near parking spot with childlike glee.
It's not like this is an untested theory of mine, me and my budy aaron used to park our bikes in the same spot every day with no issue.....i'm telling you these fat suburban asshats who ride these things just don't think about anybody else.
Speaking of bikes, my brother-in-law just picked up a 2001 honda shadow.....damn i'm jealous. I've been so tempted to pick up a new bike, instead of scrubbing rust off mine every spring. But the money would be a waste, cause the bike runs just fine and still managed to get to 50 in 2nd gear a little quicker than I'd feel comfortable doing every day ;) It could be worse, I could own an old piece of shit that just sits in my garage all day because I'm to much of a lame pussy to ride it. *snicker* Oh and I ordered a new web cam today, don't ask me why, it's not like anybody's looking at it, but dammit, I think it's the coolest thing! Oh well outta here, gotta watch some Tenchi and get some sleep. Later,
D
So you can imagine how much it bugs me when I'm crusing around the parking lot like columus looking for the indies, and I pass by all these honda shadows and goldwings with their fat asses parked in the exact center of a spot, greedily sucking up my potentially near parking spot with childlike glee.
It's not like this is an untested theory of mine, me and my budy aaron used to park our bikes in the same spot every day with no issue.....i'm telling you these fat suburban asshats who ride these things just don't think about anybody else.
Speaking of bikes, my brother-in-law just picked up a 2001 honda shadow.....damn i'm jealous. I've been so tempted to pick up a new bike, instead of scrubbing rust off mine every spring. But the money would be a waste, cause the bike runs just fine and still managed to get to 50 in 2nd gear a little quicker than I'd feel comfortable doing every day ;) It could be worse, I could own an old piece of shit that just sits in my garage all day because I'm to much of a lame pussy to ride it. *snicker* Oh and I ordered a new web cam today, don't ask me why, it's not like anybody's looking at it, but dammit, I think it's the coolest thing! Oh well outta here, gotta watch some Tenchi and get some sleep. Later,
D