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Whats the best part of Monday?.........
A new StrongBad email.
Have you tried to watch TV lately? I mean ok, let's just establish the fact that I am not a big asshole. I know there is a war going on, and that people are dying and suffering. HOWEVER, people die and suffer everyday, thats the human condition. But generally the news shows don't cut into my favorite show every FIVE FUCKING MINUTES for anything else.
I mean I'd love to watch the news community circle jerk themselves all day in excitement over a war. And personally my theory is Tom Brokaw is secretly manipulating Saddam to start this war. I'm telling you, they're loving this crap, it makes ratings shoot thru the roof and keeps them employed.
Then they can run stupid stories about journalists who are killed in the war. Well no shit sherlock, did you think you had magical powers or something? That the Iraq solders would just shoot around you because you work for ITV news? i mean dear god....com'n...you know what this is? It's darwinism at its greatest and most real. I mean, hey, i'm sorry he died and all, and I know it sucks. But If I slather my body with A1 sauce and throw my ass into a tiger pit, I"m not going to be shocked when I get mauled to death (kinda like Steve-o's chicken/alligator thing in JackAss).
Ack! Well gotta go get my cats ready for their vet appointment now.....maybe if I'm lucky i'll be able to watch some tv tonight. Or if I'm really bored I can do what Saddam is doing and go to CNN.com to see exactly whats going on and get all the details.
I mean I'd love to watch the news community circle jerk themselves all day in excitement over a war. And personally my theory is Tom Brokaw is secretly manipulating Saddam to start this war. I'm telling you, they're loving this crap, it makes ratings shoot thru the roof and keeps them employed.
Then they can run stupid stories about journalists who are killed in the war. Well no shit sherlock, did you think you had magical powers or something? That the Iraq solders would just shoot around you because you work for ITV news? i mean dear god....com'n...you know what this is? It's darwinism at its greatest and most real. I mean, hey, i'm sorry he died and all, and I know it sucks. But If I slather my body with A1 sauce and throw my ass into a tiger pit, I"m not going to be shocked when I get mauled to death (kinda like Steve-o's chicken/alligator thing in JackAss).
Ack! Well gotta go get my cats ready for their vet appointment now.....maybe if I'm lucky i'll be able to watch some tv tonight. Or if I'm really bored I can do what Saddam is doing and go to CNN.com to see exactly whats going on and get all the details.