Name: Smirnoff Twisted V: Watermelon
"Brewed In"/Type: Plainfield, IL / malt beverage
Bought at/Price Woodman's / $5.99 6 pack
Dennis: I picked this out as a joke while at woodman's. Personally I hate these types of drinks because usually they make me sick to my stomache. When I was younger, I loved...LOVED the Mr. Melon candy's made by Ferrara Pan. I used to buy the $.10 boxes of them at "wintergarden" after I could beg my mother for money. Sometimes I'd get like a whole dollar and could get some Garbage Patch Kid stickers as well and a licorice rope. Um, yeah....uh back to this "malt beverage". It tastes like chemically artificial watermelon....nothing like a real one. Other than that it's a gimmic. If you can drink a 6 pack of this without vomiting, then something is wrong with you.
Jen: This is a watermelon jolly rancher in a bottle. It doesn't taste like anything else. It is not bad. Get it for your g-friend if she doesn't like beer. Heck, if someone showed up at my doorstep with only this in their hands for Monday Night Football, I would let them in (mostly because I would already have plenty of beer in the fridge.
Rating: 2.25 out of 5