April 17, 2006

What sicko made Cetaphil?

Every day that I take a shower, and yes there are some that I don't, I always wonder the same thing before washing my face:

Why does this crap look like spooge?

I find it quite disturbing....like they purposely tried their best to mimic baby batter when creating this. Like some angry feminist is laughing at all the men putting this on their face, or some sicko pervert old guy getting off thinking about all the women out there rubbing this all over their faces.

If you will excuse me, I feel like less of a man now and need to go cry in a corner...

Posted by Dennis Judd at April 17, 2006 06:33 PM
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