It seems that somehow, everyday, somebody must remind me of why exactly I despise the human race so much.
Occasionally it's the way people drive, how they act in public places, perhaps even what they type on the internet. Today however, it's coughing without covering their mouth.
Because I have nothing higher to achieve in my life that to inhale the filthy diseased aerated mist from some slack jaw mouth breather that can't be bothered to cover their mouth when coughing.
Thank you kind sir, thank you so much for sharing with me your polluted, feculent essence you lazy sack of crap.
Moving on....I was going to post about the fireplace mantel Jen and I designed and built, but I think I'll do that tomorrow. Today we have a fine selection of links in a fine hollandaise sauce:
- A lovely song called "You ain't getting shit for christmas" from Donna.
- Half Life 2 cookies. Finally a use for those stupid, useless, worthless "collector tins" everybody pumps out. Seriously, why didn't I think of this...way to freakin' cool. Probably gonna get /.'d.
- 10yr old girl get's arrested for having scissors in backpack. Words escape me.
- Ha, silly pick of a StormTrooper getting arrested.
- Honey, can I have some money for the Beer truck? Really, there's a million dollar idea in there somewhere.
- Chicago homeless guy made home in bridge. Every kid's treehouse just got a little lamer....alas no pics, but sounds cooler than a cardboard box. I'd be seriously mad at the f**ker who ratted me out.
- Doesn't it seem like people forget how to drive in winter? Well here's video proof of that in TN. The best part is the public work guy who has the detour arrow blinking in the wrong direction. Watching this was hard for me...I hate that feeling after an accident in the pit of your stomache.
- Somebody need's to let the cat in.