- Man plunges to death from helicopter into Grand Canyon. Hey, if your gonna go, go big.
- House vs. Subaru WRX. House looses.
- Hiding behind certificates, has the IT industry become dependant upon little pieces of paper that mean nothing?
- Marshmallow results in arrest of teacher's aid by federal agents. Hot chocolate overheard to be planning a much more devious plan.
- Fraternity rents house. Fraternity trashes house at huge party. Fraternity doesn't understand why they're being sued for damages.
- McDonald's now offering special menu's for African American's. Not to be confused with their actual, serious attempt at hitting up Asians and Pacific. :sad:
- Undercover car salesman tells secrets. Actual article is kinda weak on specifics, but the concept is cool.
- Motorist pulls over deputy for speeding. Entire family ends up in jail. Lawyers heard rejoicing.
- Self serving, egotistical bullshit critiqing america's morals coming from a clergyman who fathered a child out of wedlock and hid it. Does anyone with a brain stem actually listen to this guy and his policy of "pull the race card"?
- Corrupt towing company holds wheelchair from crippled man. Ends up returning wheelchair, but still is charging $15 dollars a day for storage for van it was in. Guess what folks, if he couldn't pay the bill at first, what the fuck makes you think he's gonna start crapping money now?