Max Payne 2

- NY DMV cracking down on illegal immigrants with driver’s licenses. My question is, how the fuck did they get them in the first place? Don’t they freakin’ check to see if perhaps somebody’s used the same social security number 57 times? Dimwits. (thanks to Jen for this one)
- Girl with Crohn’s goes to Old Navy shopping. Girl with Crohn’s disease asks to use the bathroom. Asshat manager says no. Pooping ensues. Fran Dresher heard laughing in the background.
- Remember the Old SNL skits about colonblow? Well believe it or not it really does exist. I just want one of their T-shirts
- Ever hear of Judicial Immunity? Basically and Judge can do anything in the name of carrying out justice and never be held accountable for any of it.
- Yogi tired of picnic baskets, want’s your beer instead. Now the question is “does a bear have the beer shits in the woods?”. (courtesy of Nick)
- Try staring at this for a while and not going crazy…doesn’t count if you already were crazy.
- This is all over the net, but in case you missed it, a 22yr old jeep pulls an H2 off a itty bitty widdle tree stump. Kinda reminds me of this.
In other news, got the bike back from the shop a few days ago. She’s been starting up and running much better now that they’ve cleaned the carburetor. I think I’ll need to take some time and give her a good cleaning now that she’s running so well.