I was cutting a board for a friend recently and she commented on how crazy I was about being safe with my table saw. I tried to explain to her that I view power tools the same way some people view guns, I always assume they want to hurt me badly or at least remove my ability to count to ten.
Anyways it reminded me of this segment from the movie UHF:
Safety first always! I can’t believe that was Emo Phillips – is he still around?