...apparently, at only 9 months, he has learned how to call 911.

Yes, 911, as in the emergency telephone number. Forget coffee in the morning, surely there is nothing more eye opening than a police officer. Because of course, once 911 is called you cannot tell them to not come. I mean, how do they know I'm not a crazy psycho killer standing there holding a severed dripping head in one hand?

I can't blame them really, I'm just glad the police officer didn't want to come in and look around. I guess me holding a baby and my drivers license was good enough.