Might I suggest myself? For only 120k a year I'd certainly be able to write a better one than "80153005". What does that even freakin' mean?

All I know is that I get it every time I try to download the Orange box demo on LIVE, I previously got it a few times for blacksite 51, but it went away.

How about "This download is available for Gold Members only"....or "Silver memberships sit in the back"...maybe even "This demo is not for poor people, go away you vagabond, eat your hobo beans from a can and try not to freeze to death on my property this winter".

http://www.google.com/search?sourceid=navclient&ie=UTF-8&rlz=1T4GZAZ_enUS229US230&q=80153005