God sometimes I love spam...for example check out this phishing spam I received this morning:

We recently noticed one or more attempts to log in your Chase account from a foreign IP address and we have reasons to believe that your account was hacked by a third party without your authorization. If you recently accessed your account while traveling, the log in attempts may have initiated by you.

If you choose to ignore our request, you leave us no choice but to temporally suspend your account.

Emphasis in bold on the funny part. What are they going to do throw my account into a worm hole?