finally
Today for the first time I finally beat the chess game on my cell phone. You wouldn't believe how hard that damn thing is to play.
- Baby dies in bucket of mother's own vomit. Sometimes the headlines just write themselves.
- I want everyone who knows me to be aware of this date.
- And finally, what happens to 50lbs of silly putty when dropped off a 7 story building. Not quite what you might expect.