Tacky Christmas decoration of 2005 award goes to
The Amazing Stupendous Inflatable Snowglobe!
It seems that every year, suburbia is blessed with another amazing tacky christmas decoration, designed to scream out "hey, look at me, i've got the mother fucking christmas spirit bitches, and i'm gonna rock it all over this place to show you how much you suck!". And every year something new and even stupider comes out. This years winner is the giant inflatable snowglobe that you can buy at your local gas station apparently, or your local Walgreens. With it's perpetual fake snowfall and plasticy fake christmas look, what better way is there to celebrate the birth of our lord and saviour jesus christ?
When, icicle lights came out back in 2000, I could get on board with that. Heck I thought they were really cool, until they started coming out with the cheaper versions that ended up zigging and zagging like the letter Z. Next they came out with those holiday projectors. But these snowglobe things are so tacky, that I can only imagine one place for them.
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does that mean you agree?
Posted by: Dennis Judd | May 18, 2006 11:50 AM
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Dennis
thanks for the web site now I don't have to go out in the 10> degrees, waste expensive gas to see a bunch of lights
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Posted by: Donna | May 18, 2006 11:50 AM
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Our neighbor has a snow globe.
Posted by: Anonymous | May 18, 2006 11:50 AM