And the winds kicks in again
I've decided that in the course of my life, I should share the wisdom experience has given me. So I introduce a new section of dennisjudd.com "Thing's I've learned recently"
Thing's I've learned recently:
- Eating an inch thick chunk of Colby jack will result in explosive diarrhea in about 5 hours.
- Eating Onion strings at Cheeseburger in Paradise is a heavenly treat, worthy of enjoying. Farting later that night at 2am, in an enclosed room, will not only wake up people around you, but also...while it might smell vaguely the same...is not quite as enjoyable.
- The movie The Cat in the Hat was NOT written for kids.
- I like gravy, but only vegetarian gravy. Also I like pepper and salt in it. I truly suspect the apocalypse is coming soon, btw. There you have it, everything I've learned this weekend worthy of noting. And now for thewhores...er, I mean and now for the links.
- cute (kyūt)
adj., cut·er, cut·est.
1. Delightfully pretty or dainty.
2. Obviously contrived to charm; precious: “[He] mugs so ferociously he kills the humor—it's an insufferably cute performance” (David Ansen).
3. Shrewd; clever. - Think you know your NES games from the 80's? Take this cool test. - 10 ways the Xbox is like the Sega Dreamcast. Of course they forgot to mention that sega wasn't owned by a person who could wipe his ass with hundred dollar bills and never even notice the dip in his checking account.
- He-Man sings 4 non-blonds. Really, do I have to actually comment on it. Read the title of the link...do you need more? Watch all the way to the end, oh...and I apologize for you having that song in your head the rest of the day.
Thing's I've learned recently:
- Eating an inch thick chunk of Colby jack will result in explosive diarrhea in about 5 hours.
- Eating Onion strings at Cheeseburger in Paradise is a heavenly treat, worthy of enjoying. Farting later that night at 2am, in an enclosed room, will not only wake up people around you, but also...while it might smell vaguely the same...is not quite as enjoyable.
- The movie The Cat in the Hat was NOT written for kids.
- I like gravy, but only vegetarian gravy. Also I like pepper and salt in it. I truly suspect the apocalypse is coming soon, btw. There you have it, everything I've learned this weekend worthy of noting. And now for the
adj., cut·er, cut·est.
1. Delightfully pretty or dainty.
2. Obviously contrived to charm; precious: “[He] mugs so ferociously he kills the humor—it's an insufferably cute performance” (David Ansen).
3. Shrewd; clever. - Think you know your NES games from the 80's? Take this cool test. - 10 ways the Xbox is like the Sega Dreamcast. Of course they forgot to mention that sega wasn't owned by a person who could wipe his ass with hundred dollar bills and never even notice the dip in his checking account.
- He-Man sings 4 non-blonds. Really, do I have to actually comment on it. Read the title of the link...do you need more? Watch all the way to the end, oh...and I apologize for you having that song in your head the rest of the day.