I have a lot of work to do today, so this will pretty much be a link posting... - Gravity vs. BMX biker. Gravity wins and also get's a free pair of shoes out of the deal. Here's a tip, if your not smart enough to tie your shoes on tight, or wear knee/elbow pads...don't try jumping down 4 sets of concrete stairs. - Bad: Getting arrested for DUI. Badder: Getting arrested while working as an Ice Cream Man because you littered. Worse: Also having the police discover your a sex offender, drinking, while selling icecream. Best quote of the year goes to the lady who turned him in for littering on her lawn "I said, `It's a good thing I'm anal,'" she said. "I told all the kids that I saved them all from the bad guy." - Scary kid with a stick (bo). If this little psycho had been in karate kid that crane shit woulda never worked. Seriously....really freaky. Not even the stick...it's the screams.
"YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" - Like to play Domino's? Also like to play Half Life 2? Then today is your day. The ending is the best part. - Being married to Darth Vader is not easy. Probaly pissed he found her in bed with the creepy burger king.