Just in case anybody wonders why I'm not updating....playing games and relaxing :) on the bright side, at least I'm not being evaluated, with these quotes from actual employee evaluations:
Some highlights include:
- He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.
- This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.
- He brings a lot of joy whenever he leaves the room.
- It’s hard to believe that he beat out 1,000,000 other sperm.
- Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap. Heh, courtesy of Tim...who obviously wasn't to busy himself :)