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Movie Day

I seem to have a backup of video's on my hard drive, so I finally uploaded them and here they are: (of course they're all G rated....sicko's, and courtesy of Jen) Movie 1
What not to do if someone falls in front of you Movie 2
BOING! is not a release skill Movie 3
Be careful with the Javelin....fatty Movie 4
New report from Tikrit, Iraq These are actual comments made by announcers (and athletes) during the Athens Olympics. 1. Weightlifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing." 2. Dressage commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother." 3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father." 4. Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious." 5. Softball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again." 6. Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces." 7. At the rowing medal ceremony: "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew." 8. Soccer commentator: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field." 9. Tennis commentator: "One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them... Oh my God, what have I just said?"

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DOH! Should be fixed...


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movie 3 is the same as movie 1.....i want to see the javelin.

keep up the good work. great entertainment

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