- cute little ocelot is born, named zeus. Can they be kept as pet's? On second thought....nevermind.
- Things my girlfriend and I have argued about. Submitted by Stacey, and completly unrelated to my relationship.
- If a homeless guy pee's himself in your store and tries to sit down on your chairs, let him. Or the cops will arrest you.
- Remember the rejection hotline? Now there's a rejection email. Let me know how you like it at djudd@papernapkin.net. ;) - OMG! I LOVE THIS SITE: I WORK WITH FOOLS. You have to read this site.