I was reading another article on the RIAA and their lastest attempt to put the P2P genie back in the bottle and decided they need to change their name to get away from the negative image the lawsuits have given them. I suggest the following: American
Society of
Starving
Recording
Artist's
Pursuing
Enforcement of
Recording
Standard's See the word starving...that means the artist no longer has bottles of cristal (or whatever the fuck it's called) to demonstrate their bling bling.