Ever wonder exactly why it is that Martha Stewart is getting raped in the public, while the fat old white guys from Worldcom and Enron are still free as can be? What is it about a celebrities status that delights us so when they fall, why do we crowd like blood hungry dogs around them when they are proven to be oh so human like us? Then again things could always be worse, eh? You could be towed by some stupid assh0le looking for a quick buck. - Don't drive a lawnmower home from the hardware store...even with your headlights on. - Think the museum in Baghdad got pillaged? Think again. - Steal cable, get a large fine. Don't steal it, still get a large fine even if the cable company screws up.