Sometimes I feel pretty bad for God. I mean it can't really be that much fun to be a deity when the only real time people talk to you is when they need something. Sure I guess being omnipotent is fun and all, but I wouldn’t want to sit around wait for some smart assed idiot to die, just so when he sees me he can ask me to make a boulder so large that I can’t even move it. Not to mention all the damn questions; who killed JFK? Is Elvis dead? How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I mean what the hell…..he created the freakin’ universe (or at least that’s what the PR says) but I’m sure he wants to spend his time play trivial pursuit with the dead people all day. Let there be links!
- And you thought twinkies lasted a long time (actually they really don’t)
- Happy Easter....poke the bunny.
- This is a real good article, are rebates bullshit?
- I thought doctors wanted repeat business.....?!? That's all for now....you have no chance to survive make your time!